How do you wipe?

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Apparently people wipe differently? I don’t know, I just found this out recently. So do you wipe sitting or standing?

Sitting down 16
Standing up 8
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  • Mammal-lover
    4 years ago

    Depends on the situation

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  • TerriAngel
    4 years ago

    Sitting, duh.
    not wiping, or standing wiping arent issues.
    I miss my bidet when Im out though.
    Its just not as thorough.

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  • BlackCandle
    4 years ago

    Squatting?

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  • raisinbran
    4 years ago

    Diagonally and across my back.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    My girl doesn't need to ;)

    For real though I usually stand up

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    • Mcochik
      4 years ago

      You lick her ass clean like mine

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        No I wipe hers with toilet paper lol.

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    I DONT

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Knew there would be someone.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    Sitting. Standing never really worked for me.

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  • KholatKhult
    4 years ago

    How would you wipe standing up?
    When you stand up your buttcheeks go together

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    • JellyBeanBandit
      4 years ago

      You don't fully stand up, you just hover over the seat.

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      • Aethylfritha
        4 years ago

        But why not just stay sitting?

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        • JellyBeanBandit
          4 years ago

          It's awkward. The toilet seat's in the way. I'd have to reach in through my legs and then my dick's in the way. And then some urine might dribble onto my hand when it brushes past my dick. So I just don't see how you could have as thorough a wipe if you stayed sitting.

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          • Aethylfritha
            4 years ago

            Lol my husband does that too i always thought it was funny. I use a squirt bottle and toilet paper. Girls wipe back to front.
            edit: front to back

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            • Boojum
              4 years ago

              "Girls wipe back to front."

              Say what? When it came time to toilet-train our daughter, every source of advice on this emphasised that girls must be taught to wipe front to back, since this reduces the chance of faecal bacteria getting into the vagina - which is definitely not a Good Thing.

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      You bend over as if your bouta get fucked

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      • KholatKhult
        4 years ago

        You make it too easy to make gay jokes against you man

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          I'm talking about pegging you dipshit. Just cause a guy is getting fucked in the ass doesn't mean hes gay.

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          • KholatKhult
            4 years ago

            You really do get upset over gay jokes/comments.

            I’ll stop making them. I apologize.
            I’m only trying to make myself laugh

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            • d0esnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Well it's getting old I guess

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