How do you wipe?

Stand but then bend over to get maximum spreadage.

here in Thailand we have the "bum gun," it's a water hose and you wash.

i got bicycle pedals hooked to a rolla toilet paper

I do a certain pooping and wiping ritual to honor my ancestors. Im 0.1% Native American.

You lot are freaks. I use toilet paper.

More importantly in which direction do you wipe, up or down... Or are you a goddamn weirdo going sideways?

if you find it pleasurable you wipe left. if not, you wipe right

Sometimes I stand and sometimes I sit on the toilet and do it.

Combo