How do you wipe

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After a shit how do you wipe your arse? Which hand do you hold the paper in? Where do you reach? I’m a right handed woman and reach round, I thought every one did that, but recently discovered by accident that some people reach between their legs to wipe their arse. Does it make a difference ladies if you are on your period? Does anyone reach between their legs because they are too fat to reach round? Does anyone not wipe at all because they are too fat to reach? Or they have short arms! Please add any other comments about what you do different and why.

I’m female, I use right hand and reach between my legs	5
I’m female, I don’t bother wiping	2
I’m male, I use right hand and reach round	13
I’m male, I use left hand and reach between my legs	0
I’m female, I use left hand and reach between my legs	1
I’m male, I don’t bother wiping	4
I’m male, I use right hand and reach between my legs	5
I’m male, I use left hand and reach round	0
I’m female, I use left hand and reach round	3
I’m female, I use right hand and reach round	4

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charli.m

2 years ago | pl

Why.

Why do people ask this all. The. Bloody. Time.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  2 years ago
  
  I suspect it’s their fetish, they like imagining us anonymous internet people mopping up our sloppy stinky poo like the dirty sluts we are...
  
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  - BleedingPain
    
    2 years ago
    
    D:<
    
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    2 years ago
    
    D8
    
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  - charli.m
    
    2 years ago
    
    D:
    
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    - S0UNDS_WEIRD
      
      2 years ago
      
      D-
      
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      - CountessDouche
        
        2 years ago
        
        Bahahahahaha work it in there any time it comes up. I know I will.
        
        & dude, sorry, I forgot to hit you up, since I was about to be ungilded like a fucking peasant, but I feel I need to address the serious concern you expressed.
        
        I don't know if she's real. She is here; she's here live...she could be a lawyer of some sort, in which case she owes me some rent money.
        
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        S0UNDS_WEIRD
        
        2 years ago
        
        Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this.
        
        I feel like before we were like the Wizard of Oz, but not the regular Wizard of Oz, a legit wizard of Oz and with sunglasses.
        
        Now our shadow operations have been relegated to some public spectacle like executions and sidewalk sex outside the Dollar General. I feel like we've lost CIA-like abilities.
        
        This must be how Trump feels right now. I'm going to go take a shower in sulphuric acid.
        
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      - charli.m
        
        2 years ago
        
        Haaah
        
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    2 years ago
    
    DX
    
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GaelicPotato

2 years ago

I fold myself into myself backwards and lick my asshole clean.

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pastafather

2 years ago

I don't bother wipin. Its not cuz Im 2 fat as u suggested. I could very easily wipe my ass and I used 2 until a little over 2 months ago.

Its bout freedom. Wipin ur ass is like wearin a mask. U dont do it 4 u. Its somethin ur asked 2 do 4 the comfort of others at the expense of ur own energy.

It dawned on me when I was takin a shit thinkin bout how much I hate snowflakes. Remember that BS toilet paper shortage? that was 2 make us stock up on paper so we would wipe our ass. All the same as the face diaper. Its bout control.

Well I never wore a mask in my life and I aint wiped in over 2 months. I feel I look roughly the same for each of these actions.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  2 years ago
  
  I do the same, I’ve noticed people part like the Red Sea when they see me coming now, often with their hands over their peasant faces. The poop particles have permeated back into my skin through my arse, mingling with my blood and thickening it into the blood of a champion. Squeaky-clean-bottomed cucks can sense I’m an alpha and instinctively show their respect to me.
  
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  - Curiouskitten444
    
    2 years ago
    
    Skullsnroses youre my hero
    
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

2 years ago

pressure washer

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Somenormie

2 years ago

What's with you and asking about ass wiping? It was fine that you asked once but when you ask multiple times it gets annoying just move on and stop asking this.

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raisinbran

2 years ago

60 grit sandpaper

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- BleedingPain
  
  2 years ago
  
  Wet or dry?
  
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  - raisinbran
    
    2 years ago
    
    A good squirt of lemon concentrate.
    
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livegeek

2 years ago

My answer is not on the list. With TOILET PAPER. Unless I have eaten too much chilli, then you know why aerosol whipped cream has a nosel shaped like an applicator. Preferably the chocolate one, as you can put it back in the fridge and nobody knows where it's been.

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RoseIsabella

2 years ago

You are really bored, aren't you?

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YE

2 years ago

Wax on.. wax off.

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How do you wipe