How do you wipe your ass?

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  • Ankoku
    12 years ago | pl

    i do a double backflip.

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    • MrSchizo
      12 years ago

      Fail. I do a triple backflip, then I wipe my arse while doing the splitz.

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      • 4392Moron
        12 years ago

        Totally dig your response sir, it is totally awesome. :D

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    • mateo
      12 years ago

      hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me 2

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      • EccentricWeird
        9 years ago

        spam

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    On a live swan's neck.

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    • MrSchizo
      12 years ago

      Black swan... I mean brown

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Didn't some famous French philosopher come up with that?

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      • dappled
        12 years ago

        Hehe, close. Rabelais came up with loads of ideas and said the best was a goose's neck. I upgraded to swan. :D

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        • [Old Memory]
          12 years ago

          Ooh, classy. Sounds like something Bjork would think of, if you ask me.

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago | pl

    With toilet paper, stupid!

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  • crazyfm
    12 years ago

    Levatating

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  • istrawberry
    12 years ago

    my butler wipes my ass for me, so you might want to ask him.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Repetitive question is getting repetitive.

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  • ElDorado
    12 years ago

    leaning to one side, wiping front to back then back to front, then front to back

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  • Crisp
    12 years ago

    With old five pound notes.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    12 years ago

    Been done before dude

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  • Fuck_IIN3
    7 years ago

    I wipe my ass on the face of the idiot that asked this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Is this a real question?

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  • xoxosabrinaxoxo
    11 years ago

    Face down ass up thats the way I ... wipe my butt.

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  • KokoroComplex
    12 years ago

    Lmao, these answers.

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  • bigtoy
    12 years ago

    Front to back so my balls don't get shit on them...

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  • couponclippenmama
    12 years ago

    I actually have a problem wiping from front to back if you ask me it's kinda hard to do :S

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  • TheGod
    12 years ago

    I wipe the royal flush normal: sitting down in the toilet and I wash my hands with soap and never make mistakes.

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  • 4392Moron
    12 years ago

    Hey Faceless:

    Thank-you ever so much for stating my response for me, that was a PERFECT RESPONSE!!!!!!!

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    • MrSchizo
      12 years ago

      Hello

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      • 4392Moron
        12 years ago

        Hello to you hope you having yourself a great remaining portion of this week since it is already Friday. Plus also have yourself a really pleasant and relaxing weeksend. :D

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  • theytookthisone
    12 years ago

    if I'm at a public restroom, its squatting. but other than that I do it sitting down

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  • Ldizzy1234
    12 years ago

    Hahaha! Why do people ask questions like these?

    In person I was asked this question once.

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  • bitchbeanerheart20
    12 years ago

    use a toliet paper & go behind your ass & wipe duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make sure you clean your asshole completely clean! :X

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