How many times do you poop a day?

I normally poop atleast 3 times a day. My wife just once. Why is this!?!

Once 20
Twice 10
Three 7
Four 1
Five 1
Six 2
It depends (not the adult diapers) 8
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  • Mammal-lover

    I'm lucky if I poop every other day once

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    • Constipation!!!

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  • raisinbran

    Once, sometimes twice. Thank you so much for asking.

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    • Aethylfritha

      Cause you eat raisin bran😁

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    About 5 times per day

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  • bigbudchonga

    Are you fat?

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    • No

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      • bigbudchonga

        You do a lot of poos, dude. Are they big 'uns, or are we talking rabbit shits, here?

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        • Its a mixture

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  • JustJazzin

    You SHOULD poop 3x (but not everyone is this lucky) due to eating habits, digestion/metabolism etc , but 3 times is perfectly normal and considered to be quite healthy. You are supposed to poop after every meal. You’d be surprised how many people are “backed up” with fecal matter in their guts. I have patients on a regular basis who complain of not going enough and always having a “full feeling”

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  • BlackButler

    Oh to be young and regular. After 30
    gotta start taking HCI....

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      I READ BOOKS STUPID!!

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      • BlackButler

        What? Sorry not picking up what you’re putting down. Are you talking about reading on the can? That doesn’t work for me. I Just need more stomach acid in the first place.

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  • LOLFanProductions

    I poop either once per day or 4-8 times if I ate something that causes the runs (example would be sodium). They are exhausting and painful!

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  • jrikiorikio

    I thought 5 or 6 was impossible

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  • cutthroatmessiah

    It's inconsistent. I wish I had regular bowel movements. Then again, some days I kinda do. But 9 times out of 10 I'll shit two-three times a day. But some days only once depending on intake and digestion process in general. It varies.
    Three times is perfectly normal!

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  • Aethylfritha

    It really depends. Up till recently once per day, noe sometimes I skip here and there but other days more than once. It really depends on food/ medication.

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  • CozmoWank

    I poop once a day. But it lasts the whole day and measures 1.3 to 1.7 miles long.

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  • NickyNeopolitan

    I poop at least twice a day. I enjoy it. Not in the sense of the act but just knowing I'm getting it out my system. I even wonder what meal I'm pooping out to see how far behind I am (is that weird?). Lol

    But I will also say I poop ALOT after a night of drinking. The next day I poop at least like 5x.

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  • ellnell

    Twice at most, unless i'm really nervous over something..

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  • SwickDinging

    Women do tend to poop less frequently than men. This is normal.

    3 times a day does sound like a lot though...

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Yeah women don't poop at all I think.

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      • SwickDinging

        Of course we don't, pooping is disgusting

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Yep you need anal to get it out

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          • SwickDinging

            Ugh, it's breakfast time here, thanks for that mental image lol. I can always rely on you to lower the tone!

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              Anal is gross??? Gtfo outta here with that lightweight shit.

              And did I tell you about how I like consuming menstrual blood? Or choking on fat girls never-shaved pubes? Or what about making her squirt into my nose?

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  • DIO

    I poop every 2 or 3 days usually.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    0, usually, but looks like that's not an option. Every third day or so is when I do.

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  • SunSnow

    U eat too much or ur digestion is fast.

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