How often do you masticate?

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  • ThroughRock
    12 years ago | pl

    Masticating is awesome. Just the thought of reaching for that yummy food and masticating hard with it makes me tingle all over.

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  • disthing
    12 years ago | pl

    Some people here are a little bit stupid :/

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      or they're anorexic

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        ROFL.

        Or both.

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      what does this word mean ?
      do you mean mastrubate ?

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        to chew ? what the hell kind of question is that how do you measure that ? who counts how much they chew ?

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        I was kindve thinking masochistiace but it makes no sense in that context .

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    • vitamello
      12 years ago

      Or they're nourished through a feeding tube.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    I love doing it at every meal, in front of the whole family.

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  • magicsupermilk
    12 years ago

    I think I remember first hearing this joke when I was in middle school. That was about 10 years ago.

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  • esreverlogic
    12 years ago

    I can't go a day without masticating all over my mouth. All over my food, and I can't seem to eat without masticating.

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  • Chillpill
    12 years ago

    I prefer masterbaiting :)

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  • I_got_a_cupcake
    11 years ago

    Mastication is very healthy. I do it multiple times daily. Be careful not to choke when you swallow.

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  • dinz
    12 years ago

    I got to or else I die.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Educate yourselves retards... and I said EDUCATE not masturbate. >_<

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Boy, some people are DUMB...

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  • Ramit10
    12 years ago

    I masticate like 30 times a day. I just got back from the restaurant where I masticate my food. Who ever thinks im nuts and weird look up the word masticate.

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  • Family?Man
    12 years ago

    I love masticating with chicken, oh yes baby, or a nice big juicy t-bone steak.
    I've never masticated with soup though.

    Moron!
    Check your spelling.

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  • niniozo
    12 years ago

    People. Masticating means chewing your food. Jheeze people go back to school.

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  • DiscoDuck
    12 years ago

    I masticate while I masterbate

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  • XxKatiexX
    12 years ago

    when ever I have food in my mouth

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  • Adownupadownup
    12 years ago

    Every damn day, I masticate sometimes 3-4 times a DAY! :D

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  • zenji
    12 years ago

    okay, officially, its mastUrbate. Also, 'I COULDN'T care less'. Not 'I could care less.' Sorry,,,, er. Just had to get that off my chest.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Officially you're a moron.

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      • RoyRogers
        8 years ago

        I believe it would have sounded better.

        (You're officially a moron) Sounds far less awkward.

        Also I eat every hour but got a new job where I work long hours so I eat before work, during lunch and after work, and during first break I have a fruit.

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      • vitamello
        12 years ago

        Second.

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  • funnycommercials123
    12 years ago

    My mom caught me masticating in my bedroom a couple weeks ago.

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  • rayb12
    7 years ago

    the carrot should be pointing the other direction

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  • mrbrownfinger5
    7 years ago

    I'm doing it now

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    2-3 times a day when I have meals.

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  • theytookthisone
    12 years ago

    I masticate too much for my own good, I may go blind

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  • Heterarch
    12 years ago

    nutrients from the air?

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    everyday babeh and i love my masticating action

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  • kitkatgirl
    12 years ago

    never :) luckyly

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    • wigsplitz
      12 years ago

      You must be on a liquid diet then...

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  • CruelHeartz
    12 years ago

    Wow.. I never have'd..

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