How often do you swear?

All the fucking time.

My phone predicts most words as swear words. I guess that's indicative of something...

With disgusting frequency.

Barely ever... out loud.

I never do. I am a master at paralyzing my opponents aggressive tendencies with piercingly belittling comments.

Hardly ever. I think people would be really shocked if I suddenly started cursing at everyone and everything.
Hey, that sounds like a fun idea actually...

Depends. Nowadays, the frequency is pretty inconsistent. When I was a child, in summer camp, I would especially curse my head off like a sailor. Just about every statement on my part would include some form of curse word. My favourite cursing phrase that I made up was: "Mother Fuck Shit". It wasn't until quite recently when it hit me that this basically was making allusions to Scat. A mother that likes to fuck shit. It's unpleasant to think of visually. (I am not thinking of my mother when I do this.) I think part of the appeal for cursing in general, the phrase included, was that as a kid, I thought that this was cool and badass. I had nothing else that really put me on the same level as my peers so, I am guessing that I held hard onto this "privilege". It is pretty pathetic, now that I think about it. Of all of the other things that I could have latched onto and felt a connection with, it had to be this.

P.S. There were times when my friends, most of which did curse, even got annoyed at the bizarre frequency of my cursing.

I never have.

Every fucking minute of every mother fucking god damned day!
And twice as fucking much at night!

"Fuck" is my favorite adjective. However, it is no fucking substitute for the fucking crispness of articulate fucking language.

Every single day. If not out loud, definitely in my head.

In real life, hardly unless I'm really pissed off or if I accidentally drop something, but if I'm on the internet then it's a whole different story.

It depends on who's keeping me company.

Every time your mom doesn't deliver.

Only when I feel like it emphasizes my point or when it just sounds right in that sentence.

More times than I should.