How old are you?

31 Comments
Under 18 - You're not really supposed to be on here ;] 30
18-23 55
24-29 22
30-35 6
36-41 4
41-46 4
Over 46 17
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 31 )
  • DangerousPotatoGuy
    9 years ago

    Potato years don't really translate well, sorry :/

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    5
    5
  • My02cents
    9 years ago

    Old enough to know how to use my penis and young enough to use it. :-)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
      -
    • seakelp
      9 years ago

      Thanks for talking about your penis.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    I'm ..
    ..

    ...

    (30)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
      -
    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      That's a good age! I wish I were thirty again.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
  • dinz
    9 years ago

    18 years and holding.... for a very long time.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    Why is there a fucking winky-face?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    19.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • JustARandomNerd
    9 years ago

    Almost 18 but feel like im a fossil

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • donotmockme
      9 years ago

      I'm almost 200 and I feel like a fossil.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Is this a con to fish out the minors?

    I am in my 20s.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • donotmockme
      9 years ago

      Ha.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    Old enough to party.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Nearly 40.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago

    As old as time itself

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • NurseDiesel
    9 years ago

    Ummm...let's see now. Today is 6-4-2014 so if I add the digits then multiply that by the number of boobs I have and that might be the right answer but i'll never tell. Never!!!!!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Wow, you're ancient.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    I am very very old.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago

    Powerdumps

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    -1
    -1
      -
    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Is it normal for it to hurt hours later?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      3
      3
        -
      • robbieforgotpw
        9 years ago

        Well isn't that the very definition of a dump w power?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        -2
        -2
          -
        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          I guess I birthed an anaconda this morning.

          ...but on the bright side I just ate a delicious chipolte orange salad with tilapia. I'm always thinking of fiber these days and living for that next poop, my friend.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I'M OVER TWELVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!!!!! AND I DESPISE THAT SON OF SPARDA!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Fo hunny

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • redfastlad
    9 years ago

    65 view porn and wank twice a day ride motorcycles most days drink a couple of pints and a few whisky,s daily I love my life walk my dogs happily married but wife unable to have sex due to imminent hip replacement, don't look my age love looking at women old or young so what is this age thing all about then??????

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • flawdagirl
      9 years ago

      wank?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • Mr.Doe
        9 years ago

        It means jack off... ;)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Twenty one or twenty two, I can't actually remember. Pretty sure twenty one, though.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Mr.Doe
      9 years ago

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug, huh?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I wouldn't know :)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Mr.Doe
          9 years ago

          I would ;)

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0