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they are complete dicks, so i need revenge.
| burn a bag of shit on their porch | 7 | |
| shit on their doorstep | 16 | |
| piss on their door and car | 3 | |
| poor a gallon of piss in their air conditioner | 20 | |
| tear up their garbage | 1 | |
| other (comment) | 10 |
Open the door, throw slices of cheese at them.
Seriously, you could put butter or Vaseline on their doorknob, that is an old, old one.
I like the one where you position a tripwire outside their porch which is connected to a bucket of squirrel semen, so they trip up, and the bucket flips and they get squirrel semen all over them!
You could slash their car tyres, put potatoes in their car exhausts, or the best one is kill their children.
but.......how the fuck would i get squirrel semen?
Narrated by Morgan freeman
What do you expect me to do, jerk off a goddamn squirrell???
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
The ultimate revenge... Grow the fuck up, move out and succeed in life.
Another favorite is to post a gay craigslist ad for them Including their address. Make sure to use a mix of numbers spelt out because they have security to block that stuff but there are ways around it if you code things correctly.
In the ad state that you like when guys just walk on in with their dick hanging out and want to roleplay that you dont really want it, but actually do.
Say if the door is locked just whip out your dick and make sure to bang on the door really loud because he works in the basement.
You could also drink some beer in front his house making sure he can see you then while hes watching you throw the empty can on his garden.. thats sure to get his blood boiling
Try parking a bunch of cars around your property, having very loud cars, doing occasional burnouts out front of their house, swearing loudly, playing inappropriate music loudly, masturbating/having sex LOUDLY (with doors & windows open), always walking around half naked, using LOUD power tools for hours on end (but only at appropriate times), talking filthy to your girlfriend while you're outside & within earshot.
I'm sure I have more tips but I just woke up.
Anyway, works for me ;)
Open a frebreze bottle, empty it, and fill it with your pee. Then give it to them as a gift. Or you could do this with perfume/cologne, lol.
I hope you don't actually do any of these things but creativity is fun so eh.
The internet. The place of great pranks. All you have to do is Google "good pranks to try".
Or you could make some pepper spray and if they have eyedrops, fill their bottle with it. All you need are some ground up chilli peppers, table black pepper, a few drops of lemon juice and water. Then you shake it.
My imagination!
Stage a redneck brawl with a friend/family member every time you see them outside. Don't mow your lawn. Invite black people to your house as often as possible, especially if they happen to be a flaming shim who dances out mundane conversation in a boisterous manner. Get a dog and train it to shit in their yard. Expose casual glimpses of your naked body through the backyard or living room window, depending on their relative location. Firecrackers. These are things abhorred by neighbors.
Well, long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a family of pricks. who called the cops multiple time o n poor little Morgan Freeman. once for something he didnt do, another time they called the police because i got into the pimpin bisness, lol all da hoes called me Pimp Daddy Morgan! well, then i woke up to the sound of partying and loud mexican rap music(the worst kind of rap)...The end.
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
So ive cum (lol cum) to the conclusion that i will snipe them from my window.
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
play the song "oh holy night" by celine dion at full volume..over and over again...go out and have it on loop
Put a raw shrimp under the drivers seat of his car where he can't find it. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Give their numbers and address to telemarketers. Lay your trash cans in front of their driveway as if the wind knocked them down.
If you really want to get into it... Depending on state laws you can call child protective services on someone anonymously as many times as you want without repercussions. If they have kids just make monthly calls.
This might be nuts but you should become their BESTEST friends. Yes, always there, lol. The neighbor they cannot get away from, ever. Ha ha. This would be ultimate vengeance.
When you're done, would you please consider enacting your methods on my neighbors? There are several that I have come to literally hate.
Then again, I would honestly prefer it if they just died horrible deaths today.
I would throw shit all over their house (like egging a house) and then rig their ladder so when they climb up to the top, it breaks and they fall down.
if you have their phone number go online and sign them up for hundereds of telemarketing lists. They should be getting constant unwanted calls in no time and have to change their number.
If you pour something disgusting in their gas tank it will fuck up the car and smell horrible. It's an easy way to cause thousands in damage.
Buy a bunch of tacky lawn ornaments and place them strategically in their yard. Or! Get a bunch of g.i.joes and place them all over the yard. Set up some elaborate battle of plastic foes.
Find a bee hive and put it in a box and disguise it as a mail package . Shake it up real good to piss them off and leave it on the doorstep and ring the doorbell. The rest explains itself.
dont do something that you could get caught for and end up having to pay money for or go to court, etc.