How should we punish facebook hipsters

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Ever notice that there's all these people who claim not to be on Facebook then later you find out they really are...Facebook Hipsters, they are spreading like a disease. So how should we punish them.

Death penalty 0
Prison 0
Wear a t shirt that say's I lie about being on FB 2
A good old fashioned kick in the balls 5
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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Maybe we should accept that some people are different from ourselves.

    Or a good old fashioned kick in the balls. But it's gotta be square... square in the balls.

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    • Dulse.
      10 years ago

      It's gotta be triangle in the balls, man! Triangle!!

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      • Teh4HorsMen
        10 years ago

        Circle!

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        • ihavenomouth
          7 years ago

          Octagon!

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      They should be naked when we do it that way they'll feel the full impact.

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    I suppose being burnt alive falls into your first option above.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Why do you care so much? What does what other people do bother you so much?
    Perhaps you are the one who needs the kick in the nuts, then maybe you'll mind your own damn business.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I completely agree.

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  • Couman
    10 years ago

    Facebook is punishment enough.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Who gives a shit? You obviously.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Found a video of a horse scratching it's but on a branch, I'm a better person for it.

      Thank you.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I'm actually not on Face Book, really I'm not...at all. It actually makes life difficult, Can't enter comp's, people plan thing's without me, they bitch about me behind my back like fucking children. I feel like a fucking leper. But I refuse to give in and join the popularity contest like all you other assholes.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      You should google search the video "mr hands." It has to do with a horse....

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      • handsignals
        10 years ago

        I'll go do that right now and get back to ya :)

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