How the fuck am i supposed to jack off in college
I'm going to my first year of college in like a week and get to meet my dorm roommate and all that. When am I supposed to jack off???
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Grangletras
dude cum in his face when he is asleep to assert your dominance as the alpha
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Nickvey
his dad's face or his roommates face? he is already dominated by his dad. making him go to college for some latter cash, if he cums in his dad's face its sex for money making him daddy's whore. so i guess you mean the roommates face. i would not do that , thats how students go missing.
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JewluminatiTits
In front of him..??? I mean that only makes sense also lots of good friends do. If you have ever been to sleep away camp the guys all jack off in front of each other (Legit circle jerk). Just be comfertable with him.
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Anonymous Post Author
There's no way I'll ever be comfortable enough with another guy to stroke my dick with him in the know
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Zorak
LITTLE JEwiSh GIRL!!!! I cannot believe what I just read young lady!! Wow....nice troll comment. lol. I like it.
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SmokeEverything
Probably what you're going to want to do is have sex with your roommate, that way when there's no girls around you guys can still get laid.
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SmokeEverything
I understand, but the sexual paradigm has shifted so far outside of the traditional gay/straight classifications that you can have sex with your male roommate and still be heterosexual. In fact, if you have lots of sex with him and don't really enjoy it, it only reinforces your heterosexuality.
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Justmehere
Lock the door and go at it when he's not there, like everyone does...If I returned to my dorm room and the door was locked, but heard the tv or radio on inside, I pretty much knew.He's going at it, I better go downstairs to the tv room or something and kill time until he's done..And, hopefully, gone..
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shuggy-chan
Go buy some weed, and get on Tinder and they just look for girls with dog face filters, pictures with their tongue out and quotes like "Just trying to find people to vibe with"
And they can jerk it off for you
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Nickvey
here is a genius that goes to college and he can't figure out how to jerk off. what are the odds of him haveing a successful life ? near zero. should have joined that army dude , they tell you when to jerk off and what color to spurt.
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Welshfaye
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Kevinevan
Any self respecting guy can rub one out any where, any time without anyone being clued.
Wtf is wrong with you.
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norochan
You just need to ask for your roommates schedule. Figure out when he is usually out and you can do it then.
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Boojum
Learn how to do the deed lying on your side, under the sheets and keeping quiet.
And, as others have suggested, it't not like roomies are attached at the hip. There will be times when he's not in the room. You should soon figure out what sort of schedule he has.
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edwininthematrix
haha well I was going to say if you have a car you can lock the doors and do it in the backseat, won't be comfortable but what else can you do.
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Unstuck-in-Time
Same as you do now? In the shower, bathroom, in your room when you are alone.
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RoseIsabella