How to be cool in university?

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Let's start with clothes. I know first and foremost that clothes from any kind of skateboarding store are not acceptable, Odd Future clothes DEFINITELY not acceptable. Expensive TopMan items seem somewhat passable. Obviously Louis Vuitton and Gucci are good as buyout options. Any suggestions?

What kind of sport should I play as well? Football seems safe enough, but a bit stodgey for my tastes. Soccer is considered totally unacceptable by machismos. I'd get polesmacked (beaten with an aluminium pole) if I chose that. Maybe basketball.

Other variables I can think of off the top of my head include electives and alcoholic drink choices. What kinds of those are acceptable?

Let's get this straight: I don't want to hear "Be yourself". That's NOT the kind of person I want to be at university. I'm trying to be what is called a "competitive". A competitive is a person who has ambitions of climbing the social ladder, and being socially and financially successful. All latter people are called "NCs" or "Non-competetive". These kinds of people usually faff around in "Just-for-fun degrees".

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    #1 Get a hot new sports car. Preferably stolen.
    #2 Give that sports car a very eye-catching paint job if it does not have one already.
    #3 Load said sports car with coke and begin doing coke. Coke akes everyone cool.
    #4 You are now the coolest kid in university
    #5 You'r probably also incarcerated.

    Enjoy.

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Hahahaha!

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Don't be yourself; you sound like a douche.

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    • daydreamer394
      9 years ago

      Don't be so judgmental. Who knows what has drove this person to not want to be themselves.

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  • Darkoil
    9 years ago

    I thought people had matured by the time they got to uni, apparently not.

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    • Shrunk
      9 years ago

      Yeah. I figured this guy is fresh out of high school (or still in it) and hasn't actually been to college yet.. Then again I guess I'm a "NC" so what do I know..

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  • lc1988
    9 years ago

    Whoa...I honestly was not aware of any "popular" kids in college. College is more the "I'm so ambitious and passionate about my route of study that I'm going to get the best grades I can and get a great job that I love" more so than "Did you see that brand of clothes he was wearing?! eek!" That never happens. Not showering can definitely make you unpopular though.
    Join a frat. Be a douche. Go nowhere in life.

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  • davesumba
    9 years ago

    lel. There is no such thing as a social ladder in college. No one gives a fuck what you do and who you are. People generally hang out with others who are similar to them, but you can socialize and associate with any type of person with no judgments.

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    • pusssyeater
      9 years ago

      yeah...no
      there IS a social ladder everywhere.

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  • pusssyeater
    9 years ago

    Smart is the new cool.

    Get good grades, act confidently, approach people, start conversations, be a nice guy and do your own laundry. :-)

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    you could give yourself a nickname ..Smooth

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  • DubstepismyMJ
    9 years ago

    You obviously have a twisted perception of what cool is if you reject the idea of "be yourself".
    I pity you.

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    • daydreamer394
      9 years ago

      They may need help, not pity.

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      • DubstepismyMJ
        9 years ago

        Help comes in many forms.
        Its not always tied in bouquets of flowers.

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    Lol what a dumb f*ck

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    • 53739
      8 years ago

      ikr

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    All you need to do is drink cool beverages.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Well, linen is cool, on a hot day. White is the preferable color because it reflects sunlight. Sandals are also cooler than tenny's, especially those high top fruity looking colored ones.
    As for sports, especially in your all white, linen (cool, remember) get up, lawn croquet should really bring the girls a running. Just don't forget the Florida old guy floppy hat. The flex of your triceps as you swing the mallet for that kill shot, wow.
    Last, but by no means least, is your hair. A style like a Mohawk will certainly get you noticed and on dress down Fridays you could wear a loincloth, a sure way to get the attention you seem to crave so much. And of course, a loincloth is every bit as cool as your white linen every day wear.

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