How to make a baby stop crying

I'm watching someone's kid and it's too loud, I was hoping for some peace and quiet cause I have some stuff I need to do.

Put something in its mouth 6
Turn it on its stomach 0
Strobe the lights on & off quickly 2
Mock the baby with fake crying 4
Other ideas 4
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Comments ( 15 )
  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Shake it.

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    • Grunewald

      Do NOT shake it.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaken_baby_syndrome

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    What kind of question is this? The obvious answer is to put tape on its mouth.

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    • Princessxoxox

      😂😂😂

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  • dirtybirdy

    Benadryl and booze

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    • dude_Jones

      Now Birdy, shame on you. Babies deserve a fresh start.

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  • Clunk42

    You're either making a really crap joke or you're a terrible person; though, thinking about it, it doesn't reflect highly on you either way.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I have wiggled my ears to entertain babies before.

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  • Somenormie

    Personally if it were me and if I had a child I would obviously put a pacifier and then rock the baby back and forth gently which would make it feel calmed instead of it crying.

    Common sense would tell you what I'm saying.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Poor child who was entrusted to your care. If crying bothers you, next time refuse to watch him. Find out if he needs to be changed, is hungry or maybe misses his parents and needs to be held

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  • darefu

    Change it's diaper, and get it a bottle.

    Normally something is wrong, wet, dirty, hungry, if all that is okay maybe teething or air bubbles. Hold and comfort get a pacifier or something to chew on like baby cookie or cold teething ring.

    There is normally a reason may just be tired.

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  • Tinybird

    I'd rock it to sleep and sing it a lullaby

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    • dude_Jones

      Thank you. At least someone understands love.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Milk

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  • raisinbran

    Ball gag

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