How will you survive the 6th mass extiction?

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Hey wait a moment this comes a bit qui.. 14
I can run very fast. 9
Wal-Mart. They even survived the zombies in here. 41
Swim like a fish. 8
Dig a hole. 13
Jump in the air. 5
Eating cockroaches. 4
Human Wall. 4
I cybogify myself. 18
I digitalize myself. 17
Space station. 11
Leave this motherfucking planet. 52
I will die while having sex with a smile on my face. 61
I will die with pissed pants. 29
I get reborn as cockroach. 6
I AM mass distiction. 74
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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    12 years ago | pl

    What the fuck is that?

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  • Dizzee
    12 years ago

    I will survive by drinking some coca cola, eating some cheez-its and answering isitnormal questions.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    First of all I'm glad somebody out there appreciates my psychobabble. And yes, I still think that cockroaches are the answer. Go out there, learn their ways, try to join their colony and they will show you the way.

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    • coolio75650932
      12 years ago

      i am a cockroach so ok heres how to survive ok *deep breath* first focus and then learn how to drive then go to a power plant jump on a generater and sleep there HAHA

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  • KickTheDog
    12 years ago

    I can't even fix the typos wtf?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Farting in its general direction.

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      Seems legit.

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  • SeverusFan23
    11 years ago

    What Mass Extinction? -__-

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago

    The same way I survive everything else that is thrown at me.

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    • coolio75650932
      12 years ago

      by sucking it off? lolololololololol

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  • [email protected]
    12 years ago

    im gonna live by roundin up women.fuck em all and start over.

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  • Dr.CuddleFish
    12 years ago

    do you have a boner for cockroach's?

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      yes...yes i do.

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    fuck walmart and all the trailer trash customers.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    You forgot; sail away on the wings of a snow white dove!

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    Molotov cocktails. Lots of 'em.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Can you tell us what the fifth is?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    I will make an incredibly complex underground vicinity in which I can stay. It will have all the things I need.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Swim like a fish. I have Webbed toes.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Haha human wall?!

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