How would you rather be executed?

Suffocation by puppies

ridin a nuclear bomb to the ground like slim pickens

Best death is the one you never see coming and you are dead before you realized it.

So pretty much a sniper blowing my brains out.

Probably guillotine. It looks like it has the lowest chance of errors, but I would definitely combine it with a few other things. First, an injection to make me unconscious. Then, immediately after the blade cuts my head off, have a team of crack shots riddle my head with bullets. If they do it right, I'll be 100% verified dead in less than a second or two.

If they want to be lazy about it, I guess I'd go with just the firing squad. Worst case scenario, I feel like sort of a badass for a fleeting moment.

Firing squad.

I think lethal injection would suck the worst. Read a bit about Clayton Lockett. It took 43 minutes for him to die that way, a botched execution.

I had a hard time deciding between guillotine and firing squad

2 points.
guillotine, because its a sure thing, quick ( no pain ) and re- usable.
bullets cost money, hanging hurts.
You either are hung straight and basically choke to death.
Or, if done well the knot is placed on the side and snaps your neck.
Its quick, but why risk it.
A well oiled Guillotine is a sure thing.
2 Death should be controlled and the parts harvested.
All your blood, your heart, lungs, bone marrow, etc.
This gos for everyone one death row, and anyone feeling like ending it.
Id make it legal, safe, and benefitial. ( spell check that B. )

Over exertion in the gym

Guillotine sounds fun.

Crash into a wall/ divider at 300+kmh without a seatbelt, airbags disconnected and Ozzy Osbourne's "Momma I'm coming home" blaring.

Firing squad nude. I wanna go out like I came in.

If I had to choose firing squad. See if I canf get one last laugh in before I die

Okay but lethal injection is actually a lot more painful than people think it is. Wont go in depth but John Oliver made an episode about it on Last Week Tonight if you want to hear about it

If I could die on my OWN terms, I would want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather did. Not screaming bloody murder in fear, like the passengers in his car.

Flogging or crucifixion, anyone?
Or flogging followed by crucifixion?

Still happens today...

Being the morbid soul I am understand how ineffective most of these methods are. Guillotine I'd be worried if blade was sharpened. Electric chair is simply excruciating and is basically going to fry the victem. Hanging is meant to break the neck but there is documented cases of it failing and the victem slowly straggles to death. Lethal injection is how they kill animals and is still debatable how Humane that is. I think the most effective way to kill anything would be to knock them out than swiftly remove the head. If the squads any good they'll be able down a person with one clean shot.

Guillotine doesn't make suffer !

Where's the "all of the above" option?.

I would choose a slow overdose of pentobarbital like pets get when they are put down. I do not think criminals deserve this courtesy. Lethal injection should stop their heart immediately with no sedation.

I'll take the beheading. Hopefully they don't botch that shit.

Cryogenic freeze.

Guillotine, bullet to the head, or heroin overdose.

bullet to da dome

Lethal injection. Funny thing is, I actually consider euthanasia an option for if I'm tired of life, and they use similar methods, I believe.

They put you to sleep first, which is the main reason I prefer lethal injection to the other methods. I want to die in my sleep.

Guillotine

I love the oceans. Just tie a heavy weight on my feet and throw my body in the Mariana’s Trench.

That's a good question. I feel like the brave option would be firing squad or hanging, it feels like you're deliberately facing your death straight on. But when the time comes I feel like I'd chicken out and pick the lethal injection, that certainly sounds like the more desirable way to go.