How would you want your body handled after your death?

I would like to be buried in a casket. 104
I would like to be cremated. 155
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  • buntaboss25k

    I would like to taxidermied. Either that or be frozen and then blasted way out into deep space.

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  • Mr-Time

    Fired into the heart of the sun. Return to the star dust from which we came.

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  • delvert

    I would like to be braised in a savory chicken broth/cumin misture and fork-shredded into human carnitas as a special dish at my local Chipotle.

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  • Tisgranum

    The cheapest possible way since I don't have any life insurance.

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  • MakienzyGirl11

    Organ donor

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  • XxPsychoBananaxX

    I want to be chopped up into little bits and be put in a stir fry that my family would eat at my funeral :D

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  • Doesn't matter...I'll be done using it. Leave it to feed the buzzards, crows, and maggotts.

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    • You forgot cannibals.

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  • Antir0b0t

    I want my body to be sent off on a wee little boat, maybe at a nearby lake (Depending where I am residing at time of death) or maybe an ocean. Then my selected peoples will shoot flaming arrows onto my little boat. (Or canoe, if you will.) My rotting corpse will burn at sea. Viking style.

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  • Marcus

    I want my body to be donated for scientific experiments,anything that may contribute to the advancement of humanity.

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  • Neophilia

    I want to be burnt into ash, then cemented into some sculpture, then dropped in the ocean.

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  • bubber

    I want to be mummified. :3

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  • randypete

    who cares you are dead

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  • bronte_91

    Donate my organs and burn the rest.

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  • theytookthisone

    I would like to be frozen :)

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  • sleepingbeauty

    For some weird reason I have a real fear of being buried alive. I know they do all the embalming stuff, but fear is not always reasonable.
    So definitely cremation for me, plus why use up more space than you need to? Your body is gone whatever.

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  • vw123

    eaten by wild animals

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  • 4392Moron

    Does not matter how you have your remains discarded THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT YOU HAVE A SAVING AND BORN AGAIN LIFE WITH THE SAVIOUR.

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    • Antir0b0t

      I don't believe in imaginary friends.

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    • jondoerandom

      Amen.

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  • reminiscent

    Ok so I want to be burned then my ashes compressed into a diamond...then placed inside of a necklace...I would like to own a small bit of land in the middle of a forest ... I want my tombstone placed on the land (I drew how I want mine to look) then in the center in a secret compartment I want the necklace im in to be put there. ...I would like other compartments to hold my works of art.
    this way im sort of like an awesome quest...it would be great if I could get someone to dress up as a knight and guard my tombstone

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  • Shily666

    My boyfriend told me that he wants to be frozen when he dies, and I want to be holding his hand along with him.

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  • suishokiba

    cremated then spread my ashes somewhere pretty,
    like a cherry blossom tree in a park.

    ... or ripped apart by wolves. meh. either is fine.

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  • jondoerandom

    Doesn't matter to me, This body is just a vessel.

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  • mimimi

    I want to be buried without any type of coffin or casket in a field of flowers where my body can naturally decompose.

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  • LionMan121

    I would just go for a quick death like an explosion because if its big enough theres no mess just little particles floating about

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  • myweirdself16

    i want to be frozen or something. and have my head in a container like on futurama. but most likely cremated.

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  • I would like to be left in the middle of the prairie like where I grew up, but enough away from people, and eaten by coyetes and scavengers. And then eventually just rot into the land.

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  • XxKatiexX

    I would like to be blown up for people's amusement.

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  • AmINormal101

    I want my body to be kept on a casket and blasted into outer space. Don't forget to put a satellite on my casket in case they want a footage of E.T and his friends.

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  • SoccerStud88

    please probe my asshole with a dildo ...is that what u mean?

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    • bluesun

      dildo is made spicily for your butt, now why do you want it to cheat on you lol..

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  • bluesun

    i want to be fed to lions ....:P

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  • SoccerStud88

    im afraid of being buried alive, so prolly cremated.

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    • Antir0b0t

      But..After you die, you're dead. How does being buried alive even factor into the equation??

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  • zenji

    Expediently. With as little irritation to the living as possible.

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  • MagickWithoutTears

    Dig a hole, put me in a biodegradable bag, put bag in hole, cover with dirt.

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  • Skipper3456

    I want it to be one the old fashioned way: buried in a casket.

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  • reallyconfused

    I want to be eaten by an animal but not killed by one.

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  • Hmmaybe

    Organ donor. The rest can be buried so that it can decompose and reenter the ecosystem. I'll have had my turn living using my body, then it will be the turn of different people and creatures to use it.

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  • stone_love

    Um I don't think I'm going to care at that point.

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    I want every part of me used to help other people skin peeled off for skin grafts all my blood drained for transfusions my hair used for a wig my eyes givin to a blind person my skull used for facial recondtructions my spine used to replace one lost by someone else in an accedent and all my muscles and bones replace said muscles and bones in other people and anythink that can't be used i want to be studied by medical students forever.

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  • cheerbabiie1094

    be put in a wall ...or let my ashes out in the wind.

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  • Hitomi_Fujiko

    I want to be donated to that cool bodies museum thing(:

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    • shorty295

      Body worlds... That would be a cool way to go

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  • Smartasscookie

    I think I'd rather get cremated, it saves space and I wouldn't like to decompose slowly in the soil, I have a fear of creepy-crawlies.

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  • Natural burial.

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  • ThatRandomPerson

    I wouldn't want to get buried, so my body will stay on the earth while I move to a different plane, although I have no idea where this might be, but I'd rather not have my body underground forever.

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  • thoughtso

    I'd av to be cremated ya know, the idea of my body Rotting props freaks me out!!

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  • Vallish

    Funeral Pyre on the coast of where the ancient city, Carthage, was. My ashes to be split into 11 pieces. 1 part for each of the 7 wonders of the world. 1 in Rome. 1 in Berlin. 1 Where i was born. 1 in the Nile River, and 1 where the famous last stand of the '300' spartans took place.

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  • dappled

    Wept over by one person who truly loved me.

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  • FocoUS

    cryogenics

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  • imustbnutz

    I would like to be chopped up and fed to the lions, sharks or crocodiles...possibly vultures

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  • I don't care:)

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  • Tehboss

    I want to be blown up in the sky after my death partay =D

    Or to be eaten by cannibals

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  • I'd like a burial at sea, because it's so dramatic.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Lol casket, we call it a coffin

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