Humans are filthy creatures. they stink, stank, stunk.

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Compared to many other mammals, humans are the stenchiest bunch of stinkers. Humans are an oozing filthy mess. Take more showers, people, and floss. I insist. I demand this. Keep away from my space. Don't breathe on me. Cover your mouth if you cough. Ugh, humans, ughhhhh heathens! Disgusting.

There ought to be a law against uncivilized filth. But, then prisons would be filled to capacity.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Farm animals tend to smell worse.

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    Sound pretty judgmental, don't forget you are a human as well and I am sure you do not always smell like a rose and I'm sure your crap smells as bad as the next guy..

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I am human. Thank you for that observation, lol. That's why I aim to be considerate of others. I make a point of being clean. I WISH others would do the same. I dream of this.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    havin sweat glands helped give early humans the endurance to run down and kill faster sprintin animals

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      And to smell the cave women .

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    If your feet smell and your nose runs, dude you are built upside down.

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  • GreyWulfen
    9 years ago

    That's what advertisement is trying to tell you. You NEED a daily shower, always new and expensive perfumes, deodorants, anti-perspirants, scents, cremes, shampoos... bullshit! Thanks to todays hygiene-mania, we are brought up to believe that any kind of body odour is bad and needs to be eliminated. Its a real phobia that some people develop against body odour, aside from the negative effects the modern definition of hygiene has on our health. But I tell you, people that smell like a whole chemical factory are the problem. Some perfumes give me a headache, while I generally don't mind a mild sweaty or musky smell (yum).

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      But you're a canine.

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  • Miezekatz
    9 years ago

    hahaaahaa, thank you!!!!

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    We're not from this earth. THE ALIENS!!!

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    I have mites...and worms in my tubes.

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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    Are you an alien? We might be smelly and need to take more showers and people, but we come in peace... Well I do anyway.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    Oh look at least some study agrees with me....

    Humans are the world's smelliest animal, study shows
    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41769629/ns/health/t/humans-are-worlds-smelliest-animal-study-shows/

    We do stink! That's why there are huge profits to be made selling Lysol, perfume,SOAP, deodorant, scented this and that, detergent (well, that's soap), various cleaning items galore. Ya with me here? Humans stink! Humans ooze. Its gross.

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    • Ellenna
      9 years ago

      There are huge profits to be made by brainwashing people like you into believing we stink and then selling products to them ...... I think you actually have a phobia about this, maybe get some therapy?

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