Humiliate people who smear shit on bathroom walls

I've been to some public bathrooms where I caught sight of poop smeared on the bathroom walls.

Now, I don't know why someone in their right mind would stick their fingers in their butthole to pick enough poopoo to make a noticeable mark on the wall.. But I would surely make such a person lick their shit off the wall if I caught them in this repulsive act.

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  • SmokeEverything

    Everybody knows the correct thing to do is shit in a plastic bag and cut the corner off so you can write wtih it like cake icing

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    • raisinbran

      Yeah but don’t you hate it when it comes out all chunky and the larger bits roll off?

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      • SmokeEverything

        Well I mean obviously you have to knead the bag until you reach a uniform consistency. Its time consuming but the results speak for themselves.

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        • All this in the name of 'decorating' with shit?

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          • SmokeEverything

            At leat at that point youre putting actual effort into it

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    • CountessDouche

      Is this not what everyone does in the ladies room?...news

      I feel betrayed by my parents & the people who came before them...

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      • SmokeEverything

        Ive cleaned ladies rooms and theyre the worst with all the period blood and paper from the seats all over

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  • megadriver

    To be honest, I think people who act like swine in public bathrooms, or vandalize them on purpose, should be made to clean up their mess, without being given any cleaning supplies.

    They could use their clothes, their hands, whatever... Give 'em an hour to clean up the mess. If they haven't - severe beatdown with nightsticks and a big fat fine!

    Treat any bathroom like it's yours. Nobody wants to see your shit - literally!

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    • Meowypowers

      And their politics if they're so proud. Shit shmears they are have the time.

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    • When I was in my preteen years, some neighborhood guy who had been jailed for being a small time crook managed to make a prison break through a sewer pipe system. It wasn't long after that jail break that he was cornered by cops and shot dead in the middle of a buglery.

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  • litelander8

    My sister said she went to a camp ground were the bathroom was essentially a hole in a floor and that people had smeared their poop on the walls and then stuck toilet paper to it. Fucking terrifying.

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    • What your sister visited is called a pit latrine. In Africa, some women throw their unwanted babies in them. Maybe we should refer to what she saw on the walls as 'Poop Art'.

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    • lolasprat

      I thought people do that coz they don't have tp. But in your sister's case the tp was stuck with the poop on the wall!

      They should be told to scrap off the poop and stick it back in their assholes.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I can certainly understand, and appreciate your feelings on this issue. I also can understand how you would want to kick the person's ass, or punish them, or whatever, but thing is in the heat of the moment the only thing most people want to do when they see another person with poo in their hand is to run. It's not that you're not intimidating, or that you can't kick their ass, but there's a good chance that someone like that will probably wanna smear it on you, and most people aren't trying to get feces from a stranger smeared on them.

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    • I would definitely confess my crimes if I was being interrogated by a person holding poop in their hand.

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  • Somenormie

    They deserve humiliation to be honest.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i guess im not frequentin the same places cause i cant remember seein shit smeared on bathroom walls anytime in the last 20 years

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    • It's a mind buffling sight.

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  • James1515

    The person doing that much have a mental disability

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  • SethAmp6

    I'm guilty of this. At my former place of employment. I had over a hundred and one degree fever and needed to stay at home and my boss basically said if you don't come in you won't be on the schedule anymore. So I said okay and went into work and that day and the following five days I went into the bathroom and smeared shit on the walls. I didn't do anything like use my hands or fingers because that's just disgusting but when I would wipe my ass I would take the toilet paper and smear what was on the paper onto the walls. I always would draw a :-) or the word "hello". It was kind of funny back then but now I guess it seems a little mean especially the fact that I would go back to the bathroom when the janitors were in there cleaning it and act like I was washing my hands but really I was in there just to see their reaction when they were sickened by the smell

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  • Boojum

    You're right, of course: it's disgusting, extremely unhygienic and totally antisocial.

    I'm sure people do it for a range of reasons. Coprophiliacs get a sexual kick out of playing with shit. Some pathetic people get a kick out of annoying others, usually because they're desperate for attention, and haven't moved beyond the emotional development of a three-year-old who has a temper-tantrum over nothing just to get attention. Some people are filled with hatred for other people. I suspect it's sometimes a territorial marking thing (a few times, I've seen pretty clear evidence that a guy has deliberately pissed on the floor, and the parallel with what dogs do is obvious). Some people do incredibly stupid things when they're drunk or high because it seems hilarious at the time.

    And some people are just whack-jobs.

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  • bbrown95

    As someone who has cleaned for a living, thank you!

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  • Jamie_Sulky

    Its the Phantom Shitters.

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    • Somenormie

      That should be a movie title lol.

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  • Tommythecaty

    The kind of person who does that probably wouldn’t care lol. Is quite gross though.

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    • LOL, very likely.

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  • Grunewald

    Someone in my former workplace used to do something akin to this. We never found out which colleague it was or why they would want to do such a thing.

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  • raisinbran

    I haven’t seen poop purposely smeared on the wall since the 90s.

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    • Not even your Facebook wall?

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  • my_life_my_way

    They deserve to be humiliated. In women’s bathrooms it happens with period as well.

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    • a-curious-bunny

      One time in the bathrooms the person next to me was making alot of nouses then suddenly splatters of blood appeared like 2 inches from my foot. My God was that disgusting

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    • Women who do that with their period blood are probably casting evil spells. I would request for an exorcism after leaving such a bathroom.

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      • lolasprat

        Yeah, I agree with OP, people cast spells. Where I come from the most common evil spell for smearing period blood in walls and for not throwing used sanitary towels in the trash or burning them is the inability to conceive.

        And some shitty men cannot understand women who can't give birth. So they will end up being chased away or her husband will cheat on her to get a child who will inherit his property....
        Total misery.

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        • blinkeredharlot

          Lolwut

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