Hump attacks, iin?

I hump EVERYTHING! I was wondering if it was normal! And i cant hump my pillow in my room and my parents never leave the house! What can i hump in the bathroom that would act like a pillow? Yeah i cant hump a pillow because dry humping is for noobs and if a pillow is in my room then a have to use it! I dont want to use a pillow that my wetttttt pussy was on! Any suggestions?????