I accidentally ate my mother’s cat again

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Please don’t judge me harshly, it was an honest mistake!

My mom left out some marshmallow dip for me, it was in an orange bowel. So I start dipping fruit in it and it tasted so good.

Before it was all gone I noticed I had fur in my mouth and it wasn’t as sweet as it typically was. Turns out it was Fluffy!

What should I do??? She’s going to be pissed!

Run away 4
Call poison control, ask for nancy 0
Tell her fluffy ran away 0
Get new marshmallow dip 2
Be honest 0
Bring up trauma from the past 3
Blame it on Tyler 2
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  • MonteMetcalfe
    11 months ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 months ago

      Twice for me :(

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    11 months ago

    leave tyler outta this

    hasnt tyler been through enough already?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 months ago

    Maybe you should refrain from eating when the moon is full? You're a werewolf for fucks sake! You should know better! XD

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 months ago

      But the moon wasn’t full :(

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  • Somenormie
    11 months ago

    I died laughing when I read this.

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  • darefu
    11 months ago

    That's one of the banned topics, you're not supposed to be talking about eating your mom's cat.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 months ago

    Try harder

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 months ago

      Well one time I ate her bird too. I mistake it for a banana.

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  • Grunewald
    11 months ago

    I didn't know that cats had orange bowels 🤔.

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  • raisinbran
    11 months ago

    who tf are tyler & nancy?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 months ago

      Tyler is my bro, and everyone knows who Nancy is when they call poison control!

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    11 months ago

    CHIYYYNA

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 months ago

      Yes, Chinese seem to like to ear out furry friends, but this was an honest mistake!

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