I accidentell swallowed drugs

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when i was in denmark ime and my family were going to a place where everyone did drugs and were happy. i was near a table with drugs and suddenly some1 pushed me and the drugs was falling in my mouth.

no, i dont think its normal 3
haven't even heard a story like that 6
my brain got fuqed by that 4
its normal if 1 of ur parent did drugs 0
yes, i think its normal 1
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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    Yeah and this sandwich just slipped and fell into my mouth

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    • Boojum
      5 years ago

      "I'm sorry, honey, I didn't mean to have an affair! Your best friend was walking by and she just happened to fall on my dick. I know it happened quite a few times over a couple of years, but you know how accident-prone I am, darling."

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      • paramore93
        5 years ago

        Haha!

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      lol. Now I want a sandwich.

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  • CDmale4fem
    5 years ago

    And "Gee, officer, I was running to get home and I collided with this woman and I accidentally slid my penis into her vagina and my mouth was just full of her breasts.

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