I always shit my pants

I can't even wear whites anymore. I literally shit my pants nearly every day. I have no clue why, but literally almost every time I think I gotta fart... I shit.

I kept crapping my pants at work yesterday. I had my uniform whites on and my boss sent me home. He didn't fire me luckily, but he was clearly a pissed. I need to stop crapping myself but how.

I have a habit of drinking a bottle of prune juice every day. Could that be it?

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Comments ( 21 )
  • e51pegasi

    Just try using those adult nappies or you could shove a cork up your arse.

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    • SimpleSimonThePieMan

      The more I read that the more unpleasant that sounds.

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    • Wait, isn't that what a butt plug is for? Or am I missing something? Sorry, I'm not up to date on all this modern day gadgetry.

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  • tearsforspheres

    Just eat your own shit lol

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  • EccentricWeird

    You don't have to have gay sex every day. You need to let it heal.

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    • Nastynate

      But he likes it too much.

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      • EccentricWeird

        That's pretty nasty, nate.

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  • reclessteen

    Stop drinking prune juice.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    Drop the prune juice and eat rice. Drink the rice water also.

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    • But the prune juice is so tasty :(

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      • Dream_Killer

        Prune juice is used to relief constipation. Its like a laxative. I suggest drinking it when you get of work so you dont poop or only drink it on your days off.

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  • xfg-50

    I eat about 300 grams of prunes a day and never get diarrhea until I go to sleep and wake up in a puddle of shit. You must have some kind of genetic disease.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Robbie?

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    • The_Great_Flatuloso

      I miss Robbie

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      • BabySilver

        Get a job.

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      • RoseIsabella

        That one, he knew how to take a shart!

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  • hj7654

    Not sure on the prune juice. I am fucking certain this post is pretty damn funny though.

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  • Fetiza000

    https://youtu.be/8VjVFQjIv_s?t=336

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  • Nickvey

    what do you do that involves wearing white uniform ? are you making ice cream?

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  • randypete

    is your ass stretched for anal sex

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    • Nastynate

      Maybe you could help him with that.

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