I am scared of aging

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I have had many drinks from the fountain of youth since the early 20bcs near mother Roma, I have been in official parliament since I can remember, I enjoy this work but I decided to do something else with my life. For the past 500 years I have made the decision of wanting to work as a bell maker.

However, after my first 2 days of making bells, I realized that my bones are so old and fragile that I am no longer the young man I once thought I was.

How do I cope with coming to age of 2000? Will take any advice on this matter.

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  • flamer180
    8 years ago

    forgive english, i am Russia.
    i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
    We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
    I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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    • Forestheart
      8 years ago

      Forgive English too, I am Dothraki
      Being gay fault not yours. It is biological reason and can't medical treatment. You no shame need. In fact I will saying that you're in perfect place. America is crawling gay. Homeland of homosexuality it is. So, worry don't.

      In cases you didn't get it I was kidding about the Dothraki thing and also about not being able to speak English.

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  • Forestheart
    8 years ago

    So, you have risen my imperial subjects. Wait, what? You two never died? That's odd.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I don't find it all that hard to cope, but I have the love of a good woman to help me along.
    I find it hard to imagine that we have not met. I had been to the center of The Empire many times in my youth, even to be a participant in the Ides of March fiasco, much to my shame.
    I found the crucifixion of that upstart jew to have been one of the highlights of my life. Were you there, too? It was a grand time for all citizens, was it not?
    And that twaddle about his return? Too funny for words, as his disciples waited and waited outside that cave. I almost died from laughter.
    Send me your number, we should meet and chat about the good old days.

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