I am tall, white, black haired, green-eyed, and have broad shoulders.

Which nationality do you think I am?

Martian 18
Russian 26
Pakistan 1
French 12
Turkish 18
German 28
Indian 2
British 23
Romanian 15
Japanese 3
Ukrainen 9
Danish 2
Chinese 3
American / Yankee 10
American / Dixie 3
Atlantean 2
Alaska 9
Brasil 6
Canada 10
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Comments ( 94 )
  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Your poll is bad and you should feel bad.

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    • pussinboots

      What do you mean?

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      • Littlebadgirl

        That is not interesting, or creative, or smart, or funny

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        • RoseIsabella

          It's self indulgent and sounds like OP is wanting to pick someone up or be picked up.

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  • Corleone

    Ugh... Who the Hell cares?! Is Faggot a country?

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    • Corleone

      Sorry, I'm drunk. But really. What's this poll for?

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      • ucipher8

        Nope, you are absolutely on point!

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      • Saycheese

        Oh drunk Corleone... haha

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      • OmgItsBFFJazzi

        xx LMFAO! You just replied to you own comment! Hehehehahaha, you make me laugh! Are you really drunk for real though? Hehehe xx

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  • You're a wookie.

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    • pussinboots

      That's the correct answer mate! ;-)

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      • I knew it ;)

        Im a fucking genius.

        Lol

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        • pussinboots

          heheh Han Solo says "Hi!" He's on the backseat!

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          • Han solo?

            Oh that fucker owes me money!

            Tell him im gonna stick the force straight up his ass!!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Welcome to the jungle
    we have fun and games
    we have everything you want.
    how do we know the name.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Rawwrrrr!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Rawr means I love you in Dinosaur! YaY!

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    Obviously China.

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    • kelili

      They rarely have green eyes and there's not white

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      • Schindlerww

        Sarcasm, kelili. Kelili, sarcasm. Hope you two will get to know each other

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  • wigsplitz

    Abraham Lincoln?

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    • pussinboots

      No, I'm not an vampire hunter.

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      • robbieforgotpw

        I'm tall w broad shoulders too, what nationality am I?

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  • NothingxCrazy

    Odd that you put America on your list since anyone in America has their roots in some other country. Which means being American has nothing to do with your physical traits now.

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    • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

      So Native Amercans don't exist? I'm not saying there are a whole lot left, but I don't like that you excluded them entirely.

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      • NothingxCrazy

        Native Americans have nothing to do with just Americans. They are two separate things, at least to people who live in the U.S.. Native Americans will probably never consider themselves JUST Americans either.

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        • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

          That's likely to be true, but the wording of your first comment was a little different. Native Americans are part of "everyone in America" last I checked.

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          • NothingxCrazy

            You have me there. Haha. I guess I should have mentioned they were an exception.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      Yet they have the reputation for being blond and blue eyed.

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      • NothingxCrazy

        Americans? Where did you hear that? From my experience, that is not true at all. I know more brown eyed and brown haired people than any other color.

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        • 1000yrVampireKing

          No I know it is not true. I am saying it is a stereotype. Not that it is actually true. I know Ireland has a large percentage of red hair. Places like Switzerland have many blonds and everyone else is some variation of brown and black hair.

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          • NothingxCrazy

            Oh, sorry. Haha. I didn't want to just assume you were being goofy. Aren't Germans more blonde hair blue eyes? I'm assuming modern day UK is just as jumbled as the US when it comes to hair and eyes.

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            • disthing

              The UK is mixed but we have a smaller percentage of black people (around 2% of the population compared to the US's 12%). We have a comparable % of asian people, though. We have far fewer Latin people. So probably not as mixed overall as the USA, but if you go to certain towns and areas of cities you will notice a high percentage of non-caucasian people.

              I disagree with DannyElf about the 'American stereotype'. The stereotype of Americans is white and brunette, especially the males, although there is also the blonde female 'Californian' stereotype. Blonde hair and blue eyes isn't particularly associated with Americans in the UK.

              The stereotype of blonde hair and blue eyes is associated with Scandinavian countries as well as Germany and Austria to us.

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            • 1000yrVampireKing

              Yes Uk is as mixed as USA. I am thinking that Hitler might have chosen blond and blue eyes since he associated it with pure whites. Dark hair is the most common. Blond is the second most common. Red hair the rarest type of hair.

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            • 1000yrVampireKing

              Actually they are not either. The reason Hitler did that was his perfect vision. However most Germans are actually dark hair. Another stereotype that is incorrect. See some of these stereotypes are based on political agendas or certain events or people in history. However a lot of them are not true. Most Germans have dark hair.

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  • Energy

    Ukrainian.

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  • OmgItsBFFJazzi

    So... What's the answer??? xx

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  • redoctober

    Who the fuck cares?

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    Martian, no question. XD

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    Brasilien

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  • cigs

    there i voted 6 :)

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Terrorist?

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  • Saycheese

    I for some reason thought German; although most Germans I've seen are burnettes. Considering I myself am a burnette and have German in me.

    But it says the further south you go starting at Germany the darker the hair gets, like around Italy and Spain. Then if you go northwards from Germany then the blonder the hair gets. Which there are a lot more blonde Scandinavians.

    So are you Italian?

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    • pussinboots

      I see no Italian amongst answers..

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      • Saycheese

        Ok, never know if you could of just left out a nationality on the list that you actually are.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Sexy? Growll

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    • pussinboots

      grrrr

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      • dirtybirdy

        YouCrane? Haha I made you into a bird.

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        • pussinboots

          no, not at all ;-)

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  • dappled

    Scandinavian!

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    • pussinboots

      No way!

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  • I am tall, white, black haired, green-eyed, and have broad shoulders.

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    • dirtybirdy

      You wish you were that sexy.

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      • I AM tall, white, black haired, green-eyed, and have broad shoulders, with a good face and a big dick.

        Not even joking.

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        • dirtybirdy

          Birdy knows. Birdy spies on thee.

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        • RoseIsabella

          What is your ethnicity?

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          • I'm a white guy of Irish-Italian decent.

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      • AbnormallyAwesome

        He could still have an ugly face and a small...
        No I don't want to go there.

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        • dirtybirdy

          I tease thomasthekitten. He's a handsome devil. As for his dingo, well....I would go there, oh my!!

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        • pussinboots

          No I don't have an ugly face. I'm actually found quite handsome and charismatic.

          As for my genital organ. It's not small as you think. Anyway, commenting about another guy's genital organ is a feminen attitude. :)

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          • AbnormallyAwesome

            Yeah, you're right. Real men comment about their own genital organ.
            And they don't call it that.

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            • pussinboots

              Should I have said "penis"? Then it would be politically incorrectness and violation on your identity. :)

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  • native Indian. not with the red dot a India you got that people.

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    • cigs

      oh you mean native-american-indians and not india-indians i get what you mean now.

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  • NoraBaker

    Brazilian, possibly of European descent. Because you spelled it with an "s" instead of a "z".

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  • Avant-Garde

    I think that you are Russian!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I put Russian because I answered Russian in something else currently.

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  • disthing

    Probably a European country or North American. Possibly a Middle Eastern country. Probably not an East Asian or African country.

    But really who cares? You could be a national of virtually any country, just your physical description isn't enough to go on. So why ask us?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Russian?

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  • turkish

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  • OmgItsBFFJazzi

    xx I can't take the poll! LOL that'll make me feel...I dunno.. Racist, or stereotypical! And I don't want to feel like that! Plus, what if I get it wrong?? I'm sorry, please forgive me,I just can't.. I'm scared, hehehe! xx

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    • pussinboots

      I'll let you know when i declare. ;)

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      • OmgItsBFFJazzi

        xx Declare what? WAR?? LOL no I'm joking, hehehehaha! Okie dokie, Sir! xx

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    • pussinboots

      That's one of the purpose. Measuring stereotypes.

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      • OmgItsBFFJazzi

        xx Ooh! Figures, hehe! But still, I'm uncomfortable. xx

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        • pussinboots

          Gimme your comment. You've proved enough you're not a racist. ;-)

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          • OmgItsBFFJazzi

            xx But I don't know anything about those ethnicities! Or atleast not their physical characteristics, you know what I mean, hehehe? What is your ethnic background, if you don't mind me asking? :) xx

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  • PapzBSlim

    I was thinking Romanian but I have no idea what the shoulders are about. Are you athletic?

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    • pussinboots

      Yes, quite athletic.

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  • q25t

    British spelling of Brazil so maybe England? Or is that too obvious?

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    • NothingxCrazy

      Unless they just don't know how to spell Brazil!

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      • q25t

        That was the other thought I had but everything else is right but Ukrainen. He/she may be using some reverse psychology here, though.

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        • NothingxCrazy

          That is why I felt the need to comment. Haha. Yes, maybe they are trying to misdirect us.

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  • South African or Dutch.

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    • pussinboots

      Uit welke land komt je? Ik ben niet Nederlander of Afrikaaner door de manier waarop..

      "Where are you from? I'm not Dutch or Africaner by the way.."

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      • Mostly French; not an ounce of South African or Dutch within me.

        I said the above as sometimes the least likely answer is the most likely. So what nationality are you?

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        • pussinboots

          You're incorrect. The right answer is not the least one for this.

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