I blame my hair for being slow sometimes

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I have a really really bad impulse control disorder of always touching and pulling my hair out. I find some sort of pleasure when I play with my hair. I like to separate it into layers and clip them individually. Or sometimes I like pulling the frizzy curly ones and collect them on my desk. I'll do this in public btw. Sometimes I'm in the library and on my desk lays a pile of curly hair. Um sometimes I like feeling the texture with my lips...yup. It sucha distraction though that I really feel its made an impact on me being slow sometimes. I am slow, I'm not paying any attention to whats going on, I start playing w my hair for like 15 min and don't do what I was supposed to do, etc. I really blame my hair for a lot of things lol. Its good that I have thick hair tho, not afraid of going bald anytime soon but I see people with the same issue and they lost all their hair within five years. Its just a pleasure pple won't understand. I believe my hair will get in the way of me pursuing a lot of things in the future. If I fail at life, I'll blame part of it on my hair. Not kidding, its that bad.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I think you should get a pixie cut, see a therapist and take medication if it's necessary.

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  • (.)(.)boobies
    9 years ago

    Based on the title, I thought this was going to be a blonde joke.

    Don't blame your hair. Playing with and pulling your hair out gives you a pleasure reward and you're addicted to that feeling. So blaming your actual hair is like a drug addict blaming the drug for being so effective.

    You should get some counselling (behavior therapy) to help you find other, less damaging, habits to bring you the same sort of comfort.

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  • donotmockme
    9 years ago

    Trichotillomania

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  • peterrabbyt3
    7 years ago

    What about your cunt hair?

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    The shorter one's hair, the less intelligent one is. If one has long hair, then it is not inside one's skull, filling space one's brain should be occupying. On the other hand with short hair, one's head is crammed full of hair and one's poor brain is under such pressure that thinking is truly difficult.
    Just sayin....

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    'I blame my hair for being slow sometimes'
    Haha I thought you were going to say 'im very slow at a lot of things, at catching on yano, and it annoys people, I blame my hair cause its blonde'

    Yeh im blonde and people say im slow :'(

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