I can eat a jar of sauerkraut in 3 days

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By myself.

When I tell people about my love for Sauerkraut then seem appalled. My favorite is to mix it with canned sardines in a bowl and add relish.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I can go 3 days of straight puking after simply smelling sardines, now hows that for impressive.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      You’re missing out on so many Omega-3s :(

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  • strangethingshappen
    5 years ago

    Yes omg I can easily eat half a jar in a night if it were less expensive

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I bet you have some mean flatulence.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I don’t really pass gas more, but they smell terrible.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I bet!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          I once contiplated not going to work in fear that I may have uncontrolled gas due to my sauerkraut consumption.

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Fart into an air duct.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              5 years ago

              I’ve thought about it. I did a silent fart on a nosey coworker who I couldn’t stand.

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  • Aroura77
    5 years ago

    your teeth and kidneys will not thank you XD

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      XD. I know, but my gut flora will :)

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    I prefer Rotkohl.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    I once ate an entire jar in one sitting on a dare. It was a disgusting, 32 ounces of gross. XD

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    • CozmoWank
      5 years ago

      You could wash it down with a few cans of this.

      https://www.amazon.com/Franks-Kraut-Juice-14-ounces-Pack/dp/B00EEWJU2O/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1545192254&sr=8-5&keywords=kraut+juice

      Maybe make a mixed drink of Kraut juice, vodka and sour mix. Oh God, just the thought makes me wanna puke.
      🤮

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Why do they sell the juice? Ewwww. Lol

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        • Alvex
          5 years ago

          I don't think they make just sauerkraut juice, I think he meant the juice that's in the can with the sauerkraut.

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        • CozmoWank
          5 years ago

          Because some weirdos out there probably drink it.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            5 years ago

            This weirdo dose :) But only what is left in the can. Otherwise I believe it’s too much

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      • Alvex
        5 years ago

        Me too 🤢

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    try kimchi

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Homemade sauerkraut is the BEST! One of the favorites my mom taught me how to make before she passed away!

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