I can't poop or pee when there's noise

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For as long as I can remember I've had this problem. If there's noise that I can hear then I can't go, if someone's waiting for me I can't go, if anyone knows that I'm using the bathroom or come checking up on me then guess what? I can't go... I've dealt with this for so long now. I can only use the bathroom during 12 midnight in a completely clean and quiet bathroom that has a locked door. Depending on how often I can come across a bathroom as luxurious as that my body has learnt to adopted. If I'm extremely uncomfortable I poop once a week and pee 3 times a day. If I'm comfortable I poop once everyday and pee as many times as I can. It's not like I hold my excrement that's how my body terms to work during these extreme times. Am I the only one that experiences this? I've googled and search everywhere to help with my problem, nothing seems to work.

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Based on 21 votes (13 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    The noisier the better. I don't want everyone to hear me doing my business lol.

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  • cipro
    5 years ago

    Anxiety/stress can also cause constipation(or diarrhea).

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I guess if you were trying to go and someone beat on the door and yelled, "I don't hear anything coming out!" then you would be traumatized.

    I tend to agree that MORE noise would seem to make things easier since it would mask our "going" noises.

    One has to wonder though - why is it when we are some place where we are TRYING to be quiet about using the bathroom, that is when a super loud fart will sneak out.

    I voted "normal" though because yeah, sometimes it gets shy and crawls back in when there is any noise. Some poopies like it quiet.

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  • Kerryboy
    5 years ago

    Have you a loose arse or something and the stuff is flowing out of you like pure soup
    There is probably an almighty explosion and you blow the fuckin jacks out of it you dirty fecker

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  • blubby
    5 years ago

    You cannot go on maybe bcoz ur shy when someone hears your noise when pee or u know.. Just make some inside noise so that others will not hear what you are doing inside like open your faucet or play music

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  • matthewtheking
    5 years ago

    I'm the kinda guy who pees on the side of the toilet instead of directly in the middle to avoid making noise. Plus I can't pee in public restrooms unless I'm alone. Sometimes when I'm at home (or a public restroom stall) I am forced to distract myself with my phone, or I put headphones in my ears , and if I have to I just cover my ears and clear my mind to get the waterworks working.

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    • matthewtheking
      5 years ago

      I don't think it's normal, but I don't think it's that big of a deal. You just gotta find what works for you. I don't believe pooping once a week is normal though, probably unhealthy. I poop around 1-3 times a day.

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      • Alichael
        5 years ago

        Once a week is definitely a sign of constipation trouble, especially when it's really painful
        and difficult to get it out, which is very likely to be when you haven't shit in a week.

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      • Alichael
        5 years ago

        Once a day is normal, once every two days or twice a day is normal too, any more or less often, not so much.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I peep and poop in the freely in the bathroom as long as the bathroom is clean and comfortable. Sometimes I read on the porcelain throne.

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago

    I don't like to pee at someone's house or if I have someone at my house when it's too quiet, because everyone can then hear you pee into the toilet.

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