I can't stay away

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I have a pet cat and I love her very much, I love everything about her-- from the way her cute little tail stands straight up and gently sways as she walks to the cute little crunchy sounds she makes when she chews her kitty kibble.

I LOVE HER

I live alone so she keeps me company all the time. We sleep together, enjoy meals together and enjoy some good tunes on the telly. She seems to take a liking to action movies and just recently she's gotten hooked on Star Wars.

I fear I may love Princess Muffin Chops-- my cat's name-- a little too much. There are times when she takes poops in her litter box and I sit and watch, but she pays no mind to me. I've even gone so far as to go behind her after she's relieved herself and take a whiff of her kitty poop. It's not a pleasant smell but I can't help it. This has been going on for about two months now.

There was a time she caught me in the act of sneaking a quick sniff of her turds. For a second I could see shock on her little kitty face. She turned around and slowly walked away.

Later that night I sat beside her as she was watching tv and tried to convince her that it wasn't what it looked like, but she hopped up and went to her three story kitty castle. There she stayed for the rest of the night.

I feel so disgusting but I can't stop sniffing her poop and I know this will ruin my relationship I have with her. How can I stop this??

Is this normal?

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Instead of wasting time sniffing your kitty's poo in the box why don't you do something constructive like cleaning out her litter box instead. Cats prefer a clean box. RESPECT THA KITTAY!!!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I clean her litter box all the time!!

      I started leaving the door open when I poop and sometimes she watches.

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Well, that's what cats do. If I close the bathroom door he will open it and walk right in like he owns the place.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          Pooping together is the perfect bonding exercise.

          That and BDSM

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          • RoseIsabella
            7 years ago

            I'm not into BDSM. I could perhaps role play and have a long, tall drink of water dress up as a State Trooper and pretend he's pulled me over for speeding then discovered that I was a hippie chick smoking a fat spliff, but that's about it.

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            • RoseIsabella
              7 years ago

              P.S. If you want to poop together with your feline put the box in the bathroom or something.

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  • Jujudog
    7 years ago

    Look. Princess Muffin Chops licks her own arse. You gotta organise a sit down, and explain to your little feline friend that if she wants to continue to lick her arse and privates in your house, without reproach, the least she could do is give mommy a sniff of her shit.
    However, cats can be difficult to negotiate with.
    So, failing that, you can wait until PMC is taking a little kitty nap, crumble up her poo and make little pots of kitty shit pot-pourri and leave them around the house and sniff to your hearts content.
    3rd option includes a bag and a lake.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      If I could lick my own ass I would, just to make her feel comfortable.

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      • Jujudog
        7 years ago

        The more you pander to a kitty the more superior they feel, and the more you get treated like shit.
        Maybe PMC would lick your ass for you, would you like that?

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  • Mario25
    7 years ago

    Simply don't smell her poop next time. Nobody likes another person near their rear when they are taking a dump. Think about how will you feel if somebody tries to sneak to you and sniff your rear while you take a dump??
    Your kitty is freaked out. act normally and it will be okay.
    Sniffing part is not normal.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I can't help it!! It's a bad smell but something about it keeps bringing me back to sniff it again. I'll have to sniff when she is napping.

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  • dude_Jones
    7 years ago

    You need to get interested in sex with humans.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I'm not weird like the posts on here relating to beastiality...

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Sounds like you just like pooping. Beastiality is vile of course.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      The Jones has spoken!

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      • dude_Jones
        7 years ago

        Yes, my dear. "The Jones" is honored to be recognized with such forthright conviction. Thumbs up.

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          Paws up!

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