I cannot stop shitting my pants

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This is getting really out of control. I'm in my 20s, have always shit myself often. Used to be just a few times a week, as I have never gained control over my bowel movements, now I'm shitting the bed literally every night.

And I'm soiling my pants mutliple times a day. I already wear adult diapers, but the explosive diarrhea is just seeping through all the time regardless. Because there's just so much of it that there's often diarrhea running down my leg. In fact, it's running down my leg right now, and it's getting all over the carpet

I just do not know what I will do about this. I work in customer service, and I have already had to call in sick two days in a row now. I'm very concerned that this is going to get my fired if diarrhea is running down my leg at work. What should I do to stop shitting myself? This is urgent

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago | pl

    Maybe get a job at a crisis hotline.
    If someone calls you can just tell them, "Oh you think you got problems...I got shit running down my leg".
    They'll feel better about themselves.
    Your boss will be happy with your performance.
    You'll get a raise.
    You can buy more Imodium, diapers, and wipes.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Same. My asshole is like an perpetually erupting volcano. My house is so full of shit that if a guest were to open the door they would be washed away in a tsunami of excrement.

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  • charli.m
    5 years ago

    Shut up with your stupid lies, you boring fuck.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Eat a nice big spicy curry and chase it with some prunes. That will solve your issue.

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago

    Oh for goodness sake see a doctor! If it's not due to diet, that has to be a medical condition

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    Drink a whole bottle of Pepto Bismol 1 hour before you go to bed. You won't have that problem anymore.

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  • Alice_N_Wonderland
    5 years ago

    I'd advise STRONGLY to see a doctor. If they give you a diagnosis that it is a chronic condition, you may apply for disability, thus preventing you from working because it's a chronic problem. If you get denied disability benefits the first time, apply again. The second time around, they will almost always approve it.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Thanks.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I don't know what it's called but your doctor can prescribe you a pill that will stop it in its tracks. Then hopefully you and your doc can work on finding the cause. Does Crohn's disease run in your family? Do you think you may have a vitamin or mineral deficiency? Either one can cause extreme diarrhea.

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    Take them off....problem solved. 😂

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    Oh man, it was out of control today, and yep, just got fucking fired. I was checking people out at the register..... and it just happened. Diarrhea ran right down my leg, all over the floor. Everyone noticed, people were all shying away. The lady I was checking out backed up and went to a different register.

    It was terrible. The janitor had to come in with a mop and wipe it up. I'm going to see a doctor, if this can't be treated, I'm definitely going to go on disability for sure. It is absolutely uncontrollable. Just suddenly I just involuntarily have explosive diarrhea at the most inappropriate times possible!

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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    Time for Loperamide.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    What a shitty way to go through life.

    HUUUU HU HU HU HU HU HU

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    You have got two choices, either see a doctor, or quit trolling.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Now Rose, you already know what I am going to say, don't you?

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I dunno, what are you gonna say?

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          This is first class trolling. Come on now.

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          • Nikclaire
            5 years ago

            Stfu

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            It's in the classic poo mongering style.

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            • McBean
              5 years ago

              Your poo stories have always inspired me. Perhaps you could tell the OP why his condition is an opportunity, not a problem.

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        • Nikclaire
          5 years ago

          You're fake

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        • Nikclaire
          5 years ago

          Her name is asaria chamberlen

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          • leggs91200
            5 years ago

            Asaria, good one :D
            From the ghetto no doubt.

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            • Nikclaire
              5 years ago

              Fick off

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