I cant take it anymore

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I am a soulful and sensitiv guy. I write poetry, and like walking.

Sometimes, I worry that girls in my life are just using me for my giant dong. Some of you cant relate, but I just cant take it anymore. Why is my life like this?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    are you the man from nantucket?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Just looked it up...not cool bro. I do not need to do it myself ever, but it is a fun rhyme.

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    Must be awful to be you, brah.

    The obvious solution would be a penectomy. You might have problems finding a surgeon to do it, but you can get around that issue and avoid the expense by doing it yourself. I'm sure you'll find a step by step procedure on wikihow.com.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    *yawns*

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    • megadriver
      3 years ago

      Just yawning?

      *falls asleep in front of TV* like a BOSS!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        3 years ago

        I am so sorry that none of you can relate to my problems ahaha it's a lonely life for a well donged lad like me:(

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    • Tommythecaty
      3 years ago

      *also yawns

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  • Iluvcox
    3 years ago

    If daddy don't soon start bringing his friends around more often I may be able to keep your lonely dong company, I love a big fat cock

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      Hahahahahahaha

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    • PleaseTalkToMe
      3 years ago

      Lol

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  • bigbigchungus
    3 years ago

    can relate, i have a giant dong

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      we have to stick together, they mock us, we are oppressed bro :(

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  • CDmale4fem
    3 years ago

    Someone can only do to you what you allow them to.

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  • WW_Wolverine
    3 years ago

    HAHA

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