I caught a cold and i can’t stop burping and farting

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I caught a cold and I can’t stop burping and farting😂srsly😂 but I don’t feel like I have to go tho. Also, when it almost time for lunch or dinner, my stomach fucking hurts like i cant even stand up. My stomach never hurts even when I skip meals or eat late. This is the first time this happened. What the hell is wrong with me?

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  • Rich_Guy
    5 years ago

    You've got a bad batch of microbes living in your gut. Easy problem to fix. PeptoBismol for a few days, followed by probiotics available at GNC. Eat lots of fiber.

    Okay, the digression is over; back to work on return-on-investment opportunities.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I bet you're a real charmer at parties!

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    Are you a girl? And if so, I don't mean to sound weird but can you describe to me what your farts smell like plz?

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    i dont know , maybe you got a tumor that farts. a cold is a virus and they never fart.

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