I choked on hair that was still attached to my head

I was eating some food and somehow two of the hairs on my head was swallowed. It was not pleasant pulling them back out.

Maybe that means it's finally time for a haircut. XD

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  • KholatKhult

    My wife has really long black hair and I always find strands of it in my buttcrack in the shower
    TMI

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    • litelander8

      That’s the most normal thing you’ve ever said. Although it’s never been understood by the worlds leading scientists.

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      • KholatKhult

        It’s like carrying around a good luck charm

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    • dirtybirdy

      When my dreads were super long and I was washing them in the shower, they had a way of getting in my crack sometimes 😄

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  • howaminotmyself

    This happens with long hair. I have swallowed and inhaled my hair on several occasions.

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  • jethro

    No, you don't need a haircut. You need to stop eating like an animal or pull your hair back.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      It's funny you say that. My sister likes to joke around and say one day she's going to buy me one of those Textured Slow Feeder Dog Bowls if I keep eating too fast. XD

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  • dirtybirdy

    Don't cut it!!!

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I don't plan on cutting it atm. I wanna see how long it gets. XD

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      • dirtybirdy

        Honeychild, I still remember what you look like and that hair of yours, when it was purple, long and lovely. I just love long hair so much, it hurts to see it cut. Unrelated incident, but reminded me of this...when I first got my tongue pierced in 1996...a week or so later I was eating (attempting to eat) spaghetti and a noodle wrapped around the top part of the barbell and the rest was swallowed...had to pull it all the way out of my throat. Fuunnnn

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Thank you. The longest I've had it was past my waist. I'm going to attempt to get it there again. XD

          Pulling a tiny piercing out of your throat sounds scary. It's good you got it out. 😱

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I’m genuinely impressed you managed that, how long is your hair?

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      As of right now long enough to cover my chest. It's frizzy and gets in the way of everything if not tied back. XD

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