I crap in my cat's litter box

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Living in this craptastic place, there's been a plumbing issue for the past months. So the toilet's pretty much busted and I've been procrastinating like crazy to fix it(especially because of the cost). Considering that I live in a pretty urbanized area, releasing my Hershey Kisses outside isn't an option unless I'm willing to risk a citation.. and very embarrassing complaints from neighbors. For a while I was a bit stressed where I'd be able to drop my cherry bombs.. I have a cat, and in the meanwhile I drop a few dueces in her litterbox. I clean up my logs right after, don't worry. And I'm planning to buy myself my own litter box (it's wayy to small for me, my shits are like the size of basketballs). Normal? Opinions? Please comment..

Normal; Ive done it before 15
Normal; Never done that 18
Not Normal; Ive done it before 4
Not Normal; Never done that 116
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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    the only problem i had with this post is you told
    us about it some people are really rank and have
    to reveal everything.

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  • Iamthehulk
    11 years ago

    shit the size of a basketball? Zvattt?

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      ikr.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Well, some people do it in the fitting room at retail stores. At least the litter box is easy to clean.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      Who craps in a dressing room? There's no paper there. Or do they soil up the new garments and leave them?

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      • KeddersPrincess
        11 years ago

        I don't know, but there are a lot of disgusting people at the store I work in who just can't except the fact that we don't have a public restroom. The last lady wiped her ass on the curtain and we had to remove it.

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          oops...sorry bout that...wait...im not a lady...or am i? *checks pants* oh thank god...still a male.

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        • PaleRider99
          11 years ago

          I wiped my ass on a curtain once.

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  • Goodfellas71
    11 years ago

    If that's the only way u can go number 2 then I think it's cleaner than going on the floor. But I don't know if you're aware of health laws. If you're having a problem as big and serious as this one, then u may have some legal rights to get the toliet fixed or better yet, replaced. I would research it. Call the health department. In the meantime, I don't see what you're doing as wrong. U know the old saying, when u gotta go, u gotta go.

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  • Eattherich713
    11 years ago

    I guess if that's your only option...

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    This post made me laugh. I'm sorry, I know that plumbing problems can really suck and can be very expensive to fix.
    I wonder what the cat thinks when you're squatting over the litter box.
    Thank God you can post anonymously. I know I would never want anyone knowing this about me :-)

    I hope you get your restroom fixed soon because no one should have to live like that.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    What's the nature of the plumbing problem? Septic of sewer? Roots grown in there? Tried to flush a diaper?

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    • meowpower
      11 years ago

      Shat too much. My logs started to caramelize and hardened like tree bark within the pipes. The Mexican food takeout and old Chinese food I previously ate on a day to day basis wasn't helping. Oh and especially Chipotle. Made my ass shoot out dookies like a hot glue gun. And from all of that, my toilet has rendered useless.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    This reminds me of a plot I wrote last year....

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    • Justsomejerk
      11 years ago

      Was that the one about dropping deuces in cats litter box at a party? I'm still all for it.

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Oh, I wish!

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    • meowpower
      11 years ago

      Lol r u following me xD from when I said "I'm doing this to u" on the post about going on ppls profile?

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        What?! No, I actually did write a plot on a similar subject, but I wrote it sometime last year.

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