I do some strange stuff when i eat

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well, when i eat i like to do some pretty weird stuff... so first of all i thank the lord for my meal and i get my kids to do the same. i lick the dining table and everyones cutlery before we start and i get my family to pass around the knives and forks before we eat so we can each lick everyones cutlery until we finally start. I then eat my food using my hands idk maybe its OCD or something but i just dont like my kids saliva all over my food. i then chew my kids mashed potatos and feed them like a big mamma bird it makes me feel so proud to be a dad. i love my family and my wife does it to me sometimes. she cooks the dinner and totally agrees with me, but i overheard her on the phone to her mother who disagreed with our feeding methods. i am genuinly concerned and i have no idea wether to stop this or what?

is this normal?

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  • Extrovert_Doesnt_Help
    5 years ago

    spirit troll?

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    The spirit of troll within you is weak and mindless

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    • lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames
      5 years ago

      agreed

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Fuck off.

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  • Track0011
    5 years ago

    Woah, haven't heard of such a lovely fellow parent before!

    I do the same, but i use my butt to compact the regurgitated food and then feed it to my children and my wife like a good husband.

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