I don’t remove the shit string from my prawns

When I was a kid, the neighbor’s dog ran over to our lawn and left us a gift 💩. Being a kid and all, I thought it was chocolate so I picked it up and gave it a taste. It was warm and bitter and my horrified mom made me spit it out. That’s where I acquired a very refined taste for bitter food, such as bitter gourd.

I also leave the shit string in my tiger prawns to get that marvelous bitter aftertaste.