I don't care about football
When it comes to the game of football, all I can say is: there is probably nothing everybody cares so much about that I couldn't give less of a damn about.
I live in America, and it seems like everybody around me has this morbid fascination with football. Football..football...football. I see it everywhere...on the news, internet, television...everyone talks about it, and if you're in a bar during a football game everyone in the bar is going berzerk over it, as if their very lives depended on it.
Through all my years and all my days, watching a bunch of brainless hulks endlessly smashing into each other has never been of any consequence to me whatsoever, and I would expect only a small percentage of the population to think that it was. Instead, it seems to be the other way around. I have even had friends explain to me in detail all about line defense, zone defense, etc., and I just don't get why it is such a cultural phenomenon.
I don't care a thing about it; not during the regular season, not during post-season, and I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. People talk about football the way stock brokers talk about the stock market or the way politicians talk about legislative initiatives, and Americans generally think a person who doesn't fall down and worship the game of football is some kind of sociopath.
Why don't they do something productive, like learn another language or go help feed homeless people? Football just makes me want to spew vomit.