I don't wanna be an old lady!

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I remember how disgusted I always was at old ladies, and aging has always been something that has been in the back of my mind that kept me awake at night, and gave me such a scary, sinking feeling... My bladder is so overactive I can barely last a half hour without having to use the rest room. I literally am about a year away from wearing adult diapers, I haven't been able to wear thongs in 10 years because of bowel issues. I'm 52 years old now, and I just feel so nasty and uncomfortable. I don't feel like an old person though! I exercise often. My aqaintance has informed me that he casted an aging spell on me a few years ago, and I've half a mind to believe him.

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  • GuineaPigWheeks
    7 years ago

    You can't prevent aging. The best thing to do is acknowledge that you will get older. :)

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      The only way to prevent it is to die young

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  • grandmacourtney
    7 years ago

    I have hot flashes all day long, and I'm soaked in sweat regardless if I'm gardening, reading, doing yard work, even walking to the mail box. Let the grey hair on your head be a crown of wisdom.

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  • |CorruptedGem
    7 years ago

    We Love all the old ladies on this site, most of this site is women over 40

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    I don't like being old (nearly 70) but it's better than the alternative.

    The problems you describe are medical issues and not necessarily to do with ageing: most old people aren't incontinent, that's a cruel stereotype.

    Get some medical help with your problems and stop wasting energy worrying about the inevitable, unless you'd rather have died before you could age?

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    • Diaperdean
      3 years ago

      Good word Ellenna!!

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  • Tealights
    7 years ago

    Everyone around me wants to die young and fear aging, but I actually look forward to getting older. I'm going to stay healthy so I can enjoy my golden years traveling.

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  • riffraffy
    7 years ago

    Women lose far more of their value from aging then men do. The key is to have developed skills and worth in your younger years that don't rely on good looks. It's how you become a beloved wife, mother and businessperson later in life.

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    • Wrong
      7 years ago

      It's funny how you give some of the most realistic, truthful comments here and you still get downvoted. I give you credit, I gave up a long time ago and just troll this site mostly.

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      • Dreamsao
        7 years ago

        Because the world expects you to lie and tell everyone what they want to hear. Political correctness has even changed around words and replaced them all so sensitive people who deny the truth can keep on denying it.

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  • evil-spidey1
    7 years ago

    hey guys, how about we turn this love triangle into a square? I want to experience butt fucking.

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  • Diaperdean
    3 years ago

    My wife and I are both 60 years old and we're both wearing diapers. We LOVE it!! Who wants to run around at 59+ years old asking, "Can you tell me where the rest room is?" We just pee in our diapers. It's GLORIOUS and We love it! Then we take our 60 year old butts home and we take off our wet diapers and have a grand fun time fondling each other's stuff!!

    I don't think anybody cast a spell on you!!

    I think that the fact that you had such a disgust for old ladies is what brought that curse upon you. To think that you would never become an old lady would be like hoping to die young and leave a good looking corpse. Was that your goal??

    I'd suggest you develop a relationship with Jesus, and go voluteer at an old folks home or a care center and learn to love old people and grow old peacefully. Eternity is right around the corner. Now is the time to decide where and how you want to spend it.
    AMEN!!

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  • The_Creep_is_here
    7 years ago

    Wow, creepy. Go to the witch doctor. Get a reverse aging spell. Work out on an ab machine. Eat pickles.

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  • you_go_glen_coco
    7 years ago

    Why only half a mind? Did the Alzheimers take the other half?

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  • finn
    7 years ago

    Wallow in your geezerdom. I'm going to.

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  • Dreamsao
    7 years ago

    Well. You're already an old lady to me. But that's because I'm young as fuck. My suggestion though: Plastic surgery. All the old birds get into it to feel young again. Oh and lots of exercise. Get your bladder checked out too and take some meds for that. There you go. Still young.

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    • Ellenna
      3 years ago

      The only "old birds" who are having cosmetic surgery are the WEALTHY old birds!

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