I don't want to believe that she poops

Women have alimentary canals, too. That much I know.

But I don’t want to hear that about the woman I have a crush on, because I don’t want to have a crush on people who have shit bursting out of their behinds every single day.

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Comments ( 11 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    She also farts, spits, burps, menstruates, pisses, and probably pukes. It's really nothing that should be bothering you.

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  • freakyman69

    People are gross. even pretty women.

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  • iMaNhEpPi

    She has an ass that farts out poop just like you.

    Im guessing you're probably 12.

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  • litelander8

    You’re going to be very lonely.

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  • my_life_my_way

    It’d be worse if she was constipated

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  • Somenormie

    You sir, are just denying things.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Every single human being on this planet defecates most days. If you are ever in a real relationship you will need to come to terms with this, otherwise stick to your flesh light.

    It sounds to me like you are 12 years old or you have fried your brain with porn.

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  • EnglishLad

    It's perfectly OK to pretend someone doesn't poop just so that it doesn't affect your head, but realistically it shouldn't be a topic of conversation which ever comes up.

    Relax.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Everybody poops sometime.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Sing it to the tune of “everybody hurts sometimes”.

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      • RoseIsabella

        ¡Spot on! ☆♡☆♡☆♤
        Paws up to you! 🤠👍🏻🐒

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