I dreamed that i became god.

I dreamed that I was the most wise,beautiful, and powerful angel in heaven. God created miniature angels without wings out of dirt, and gave them sentient minds. He was playing some kind of sick game with them, and scaring them to death. I attacked God and was thrown down to Earth.

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Comments ( 26 )
  • wisdom555

    What if King Solomon and Satan were the same person, and the verses about them were allegoric and symbolic of Satan's life?

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    • MindControledMaryJaneEvil

      what if stupid people report you all day long and are furious with you for speaking truth? what if they're jealous of how smart you are to the point that they hate you and complain about you all day long to their average-intelligence families like teenagers?

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      • Down-Ass-Bitch

        ikr? their so jealous of this guy LOL

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        • T-Ray555

          Yeah fuckin right sweety...... you're on a strict -liquid only diet huh? You could never have the discipline to have a clean intestine and butt hole. You just want to taste food and sweet treats.

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          • Bobdole69

            Exactly.

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          • kasaikitsune12

            who the fuck are you bitch!

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        • LazyStayC

          Shut the fuck up.

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          • Dead-Pool

            quit talking about my husband you Fucking Cunt.

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    • dr.drey

      then learn from king solomon's mistakes about worshipping false gods and commiting adultery.

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      • cable555

        kissing someone on the cheek means you betrayed them.

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  • HermioneStranger

    Perhaps you should have leveled up more before challenging the supreme god of the universe. Or, it could have been a test to see if anybody would try to stop him if he was unjust.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Haha stop taking drugs.

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    • inferiorDonatelo

      you stop first, because i don't take drugs.

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Hahaha still taking them i see.

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  • stay-c

    god loves conformity and mindless obedience. He apparently thought it was ok to do whatever he wanted because he confirmed to himself that there was 0% chance of someone stopping him or punishing him in any way.(with all his omniscience also.) god will spawn duplicates of himself to attack him if he isn't fair and honest in his actions.

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  • Cyclops

    That game continues to this day. a game called "life".

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  • Mephisto1

    Maybe he was just creating some type of video game or virtual reality simulator? I'd love to think that there's an omnipotent,omniscient, and omnipresent god, and there's a very high probability that there is, but most people are skeptical and doubting nowadays because God has allowed people to lie and mistranslate, and misrepresent and completely invent stories about him and to divide people into religious labels. People who try so hard to be good christians and jews inevitably get bored with the bible because it's just human thoughts and filler for the most part that God didn't inspire, but allows these "holy books" to remain and multiply the world over for some unknown reason. There's a lot of times in the bible that satan transforms into jesus without this being explained or mentioned to the reader, such as when jesus's disciples are told by him that he will not be attending a certain festival, but later that night jesus is seen there by many people.

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    • spider-man555

      I just did it again. history's repeating itself right in front of everybody's eyes.

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    • Miggy555

      Do you know why the pharisees and jews want to kill jesus so bad? because they thought he was the anti-christ.

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  • SeveralBirds

    i wouldn't say it's a normal dream, but i wouldn't call it abnormal, either

    what i would call it is awesome as fuck

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  • KateriniaOfShakesperianOrigin

    It kinda sounds like you were protesting his creation of human beings and how he treats them. Maybe you're inner castiel is coming out

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  • RoseIsabella

    Lucifer?

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    • WarMachine555

      What the fuck kind of profile is that?

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