I drink piss with my dinner

It started when I was very little. I used to be afraid of getting up in the middle of the night to go take a whiz due to being afraid of getting caught by my parents. One night, I had to go REALLY bad. But I was too afraid to go to the toilet, so I ended up wetting the bed. My mom was pissed. Got my ass whooped. A couple of weeks later, after going to bed, I needed to pee really bad again. I didn't want to wet the bed again, but I also was too afraid to go to the bathroom. I didn't know what to do. That's when I spotted a cup I used earlier. Having no other choice, I peed in it. After peeing in it, that's when it dawned on me. I pissed in a cup, and if my mom found out, it would be that ass again. Having no other options, I drunk it. My mom never found out. I realized this was the only way I could use the bathroom without peeing the bed, or having to go to the toilet. I started bringing cups to my room, and whenever I needed to use the bathroom really bad, I just peed in a cup and drank it after. Years later, I learned to love it. Pee just tastes so great. Now I'm a 40 year old guy that drinks piss every night with his dinner. Also, I sometimes eat diarrhea with a cup of piss. SOMETIMES. is it normal that peeing in cups in my younger years taught me how lovely piss is?

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Comments ( 13 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    we get it you like ipa

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    • Tommythecaty

      Underrated comment.

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  • notmyrealname123

    No.

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  • billcosby

    nah ur nasty

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  • jethro

    Why not just pee out the window.

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  • Tinybird

    Not for me thanks

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  • Wow3986

    so your just like every other hateful racist transphobic women hating asshole on here?

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  • Greywolf69

    Kinda gross, dude, but you do you.

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  • ApolloEna

    Sick fuck, get help. Seriously, you have serious mental problems & if you continue to eat piss and shit you will also get serious negative physical health related problems to go along with your mental issues.

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  • unreasonablyuneasy

    I was with you till you said you eat diarrhea with your piss.

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  • bigbudchonger

    This is fucked man. I just hope you're a troll

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  • newnormal

    This is a great thing. Keep doing it bro

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  • Somenormie

    this better not be a troll

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