I eat marbles to analyze my poo

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I keep a log of how long it takes for food to go through my digestive system, and what kind of texture and smell it produces, by swallowing colored marbles with meals, then dumping on a plate after coffee in the morning and dissecting the poo with a knife and gloves looking for the marbles and taking notes. I take a plastic bag everywhere I go in case I need to dump offsite.

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dirtybirdy

1 year ago

Who doesn't doo this?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Thanks, I thought it might have been weird.
  
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- blushed_beautyyyy
  
  1 year ago
  
  Uh... Ok this is a bit weird but you do you.
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    1 year ago
    
    Oh you silly thing, I wasn't serious.
    
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    - blushed_beautyyyy
      
      1 year ago
      
      Ok
      
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SkullsNRoses

1 year ago

Is there a particular reason you’re doing this? Are you having health problems?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I get constipated.
  
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  - blushed_beautyyyy
    
    1 year ago
    
    I get constipated too, have you tried doing Miralax or eating Nutri Grain bars to help you go poop? Miralax has helped me a lot when I get constipated and Nutri Grain bars have lots of fiber in them to help you go poop. Maybe try Miralax and Nutri Grain bars to see if that can help you regulate your pooping and if that does't work go see a licensed professional, maybe they can help. I'm NOT a licensed professional but Miralax and Nutri Grain bars helped me regulate my pooping, maybe they can help you too.
    
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  - Ligeia
    
    1 year ago
    
    Just eat your vegetables dude. Wtf.
    
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    1 year ago
    
    Marbles will cause constipation. Drink more water and eat more fiber.
    
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litelander8

1 year ago

This is why I stay on this site. Thank you, OP.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  1 year ago
  
  I remember about 10 years ago some idiot on here would eat her shit like a dessert with sprinkles on it, she told her teacher who then told the whole school and they all laughed at her at called her Poopsickle.
  
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1WeirdGuy

1 year ago

The doctor made me go home and shit in a bucket and then basically putting samples in 3 different cups with a spoon. I almost vomited then I took it directly to the lab and gave it to a scientist lookin nigga. 3 weeks later I called and asked the results and they told me they lost my turds and I need to do it again. Havent even bothered.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  1 year ago
  
  Oh no....turd burglar alert! Sound the alarm!!! Code brown! CODE BROWN!!!!
  
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  - 1WeirdGuy
    
    1 year ago
    
    Idk how you manage to lose shit
    
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      1 year ago
      
      I dunno...could be one of those odd circumstances when someone gets into a specific field of work for nefarious purposes...like a necro being a mortician, or a foot fetishist being a podiatrist....gross
      
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      - 1WeirdGuy
        
        1 year ago
        
        Prolly sells em on the black market in india or somethin
        
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Grunewald

1 year ago

If you manage to block or perforate your intestines doing that, I hope you have very good health insurance.

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