I eat my boogers.

I often eat my boogers when there isn't a more convenient place to put them.

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  • fritzthecat

    I do it too, and you know what screw everyone that says its wrong.
    Boogers have salt in it, why do they have salt in it? Nobody knows but the salt is produced inside the nose, and the most popular theory by doctors is the salt is to make em tasty.
    Why do you think kids do it instinctivly? Because IT CURES DISEASES. Yes you read me right.
    EATING BOOGERS CURES DISEASES.

    Think of this, what are vaccines made of?
    "A vaccine typically contains an agent that resembles a disease-causing microorganism, and is often made from weakened or killed forms of the microbe or its toxins"

    BAM, there you got it, what are boogers? the remains of dirt or whatever we breathe, so in fact they're little pieces of all the shit we might have breath. LITTLE VACCINES. Yes, they are, ive spoken to a doctor about this, and its a fact that people who eat their boogers, get sick a lot less.

    Think about it, do you booger eater get sick often?

    I bet the answer is no.

    I rest my case.

    Just do it discretly, people dont understand this theory, they are squareminded.

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    • Karateneko

      My friend who eats boogers gets sick constantly.. While I've only tasted them a few times and get sick less frequently.. but idk, you could be right.

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    • Aries4885

      I eat boogers with blood and skin on them to spice up the taste. And don't forget to add some pus to it to make a wonderful snack when you getting off work.Mmmmm mmmmm good. Make ya wanna slap your mama!!

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    • Myidt10

      Excuse me, I ALWAYS end up with a damn cold whenever I've eaten too may boogers and and CURRENTLY fighting a cold because I'm gross. Eating boogers is NOT a cure for ANYTHING. I feel like there's something wrong with me and I'm trying to stop this nasty habit. I'm tired of being sick all the time. But it's just so inconvenient to carry around tissues all the time.

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      • Chef_Excellence

        i've done it for years. the whole of 'An Excellent 2018', i didn't get ill at all.

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  • Normallyabnormal

    Been doing it for as long as I can recall. Almost never get sick.

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  • stikyfangers

    AT some point, yes...normal....don't let it get to the point of knife and spoon.

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    • Aries4885

      I drink booger smoothies with 4 ounces of coochie juice in it. With 15 ounces of period blood. Oooooo talking bout good. My my my

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  • Magnetising

    I eat mine, daily. So tasty...

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  • NormalityMan

    Normal. Gross, but normal. I see many people do that.

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  • sleepingowl

    Yes. SADLY lol they are just SOOOOOOOOOO yuuuuuuuuuuuuumy! ;]

    I do it but it's still gross. HAHA.

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  • TheUnknownIsFeared

    People act ridiculous about things like this. You see primates doing it all the time. It must be some sort of natural habit, no?
    I've been doing it since I was a kid and I NEVER get sick. Family and friends will be sick and tell me to be careful cause they don't want to get me sick and I tell them really I won't get sick. No one ever believes I won't catch their illness but I never do.
    Just do it in private. It's not harming your health so don't worry about it. :)

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  • meh I do it too. I seriously don't think it's a big deal.

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  • Gidget

    SICK

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  • Eluveitie

    cool

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  • UnabashedUser

    Dr Johnny Fever, WKRP radio was fired for saying booger on the air.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Only children and weird/immature/crazy/gross adults do that.

    Do you put booger syrup on your pancakes? How about booger spread on your toast?

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  • Cakeytara

    ... Not even when I was little did I ever eat a booger.. I used to lick my snot though.... Only when my nose would run though... Hah it's quite disgusting for me to think about, just remember that when you make out with someone it's not fair for them to have to eat boogers too...

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  • Laddie2468

    I did when I was little... But not know :p

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  • kittyluv

    .....thats really disgusting.

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  • wish-i-wasn't-normal

    if you are younger than ten, eat your fill.

    if you are over 16 you need to fix this bad habit soon.

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    • Chef_Excellence

      but what if you're 'An Excellent 11-15-Year-Old'?

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  • psycstudent

    stop it it is childish and gross

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