I eat my own vagina

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So i have seen videos of guys giving themselves oral sex. I've always wanted to have a penis so i could do that too because i couldn't reach my vagina to lick it.
So one day i started doing exercises so that maybe i could become more flexible so that maybe one day i could reach my vagina. So a couple days ago i tried to eat my vagina and it worked! oh my god it felt sooo fricking good. I do it so much better than all the guys that did it to me because i actually know how i feel. I used to have my dog lick my vagina but he died and i didnt have money to buy another one so i just decided to do it myself. i couldnt pay for these guys to lick my vagina all the time either because i lost my job. So is it normal that i eat my own vagina.?

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  • MadMar
    13 years ago

    Wow just wow where do I start. I don't even know. But I call bullshit.

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  • RubyCane
    13 years ago

    Aight sugar, time to move up to the professional industry! We gonna put up a fabulous show, with fireworks n shit, n I'm gonna cut you 12% of the profits! I ain't asking. Don't cry for more do$, you don't wanna taste my Ruby Backhand or my Cane on yo sweet rose cheeks... Holla!!!

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  • missmeow
    13 years ago

    I'm so confused

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    • CDmale4fem
      13 years ago

      Missmeow,, I really have to agree with you and the other comment about "I call BULLSHIT". something just doesnt sound right, like the whole story,,,,, BUT as a guy, I can say I know how OMG Good it feels to be able to suck my own cock, beyond description, and beyond so many other feelings,,,, Wow.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I could care less that you lick yourself but a dog... Way to be illegal and a sick fuck all in one.

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    • shuggy-chan
      12 years ago

      poor puppy, all it wanted was some peanut butter, hahaha...ewww really ewww. dogs eat crap u know

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      • PuppyPower
        11 years ago

        Hahaha.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        Okay let's take out my personal viewpoint. What are we left with?

        Depending on where they live, beastiality is a crime and what are crimes?

        Illegal to commit.

        I couldn't quite grasp what you were intending with your comment, so apologies if this is a cold response.

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  • Fandjango
    7 years ago

    yes its totally normal, I love to eat pussy mine or others only if they have been waxed though. And well cooked
    I couldn't imagine not to being able to eat pussey like if I lived in the USA or somewhere where it is illegal.
    Here in Asia it is normal and you can e pay for it on the street. I bought two on my way home , they were freshly waxed, so all I need to do is stuff them with some herbs cover them with oil and put them in the oven . In a couple of hours I'll be getting stuck into two stuffed pusseys ., mw mouth is watering already
    Hope this put your mind at rest.

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  • jakethesnake2
    8 years ago

    I would to me you. That's a fantasy of mine. I'm a real good pussy licker. I could lick while you lick. I'm getting hard. I used to to lick my dick but older now. Like you said exersize.

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  • regalia
    10 years ago

    Im a fulltime pussy eater just mail me
    nsg7 at live dot nl

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  • Mersaphe
    10 years ago

    So did your dog die of natural causes or...I don't know, eating vagina?

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  • JUJU<3
    10 years ago

    I think it's sexy. You do yo thang girl.

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  • PuppyPower
    11 years ago

    Don't say oh my g-o-d.

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  • Anonny
    12 years ago

    i guarantee if you ask a guy to do it for you, if he's single he will sleep in your closet waiting for you! If you enjoy doing it better yourself though, then more power to you.

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  • Konwest
    12 years ago

    Pics or it did not happen:) sounds to good to be true.

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  • wooppppppp
    12 years ago

    Lucky! How did you get flexibility to do that?

    Dog thing, that's absolutely disgusting.

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  • Legion
    13 years ago

    Why would you need to pay a guy? most would do it for free! I would!

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  • Legion
    13 years ago

    Boing!

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    • Ainck20
      12 years ago

      Haha!

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  • jensapa
    13 years ago

    That's bull shit.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I don't know where to start with this.

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  • help_is_here
    13 years ago

    I'm sorry but I laughed so fucking hard at this...

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  • Geneva5
    13 years ago

    Great for inhaling your own farts while your down there - win win situation I say !

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Good for you. You should record it and make money out of it.

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  • edlager
    12 years ago

    you could just ask some random guy? :)

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