I feel like a criminal
I'm not committing any crimes but every time I see the police I worry they're coming after me.
I was once picked up by the police who were convinced I was someone else. They kept saying "you're out on bail aren't you" but I'd never been arrested before.
A few weeks ago we went for a drive in the country, parked up, had a wander and then set off home. We passed a police van parked round the corner from where we were, on an empty country road. Soon as we passed it, it started following us all the way back to town. It had plenty of opportunities to go different ways but it followed us until we turned off towards mine. Didn't they have any actual crime to fight? The police appear at weird times in weird places.
I think they think I'm some crim and it's making me feel like one.