I feel like my ipod is "the master ring" from lord of the rings.

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I feel like mt Ipod is the ring Frodo had in Lord of the Rings. I feel addicted to it, and it can change my thoughts. Same thing goes for IIN. They don't corrupt me, but I might start calling my Ipod "My Precious" (just kidding!) my Ipod changes my thoughts to more narrower, more demented, more...evil, just like the ring. I know this is not normal, I want some advice please. :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It must be cast it from whence it came, into the fires of Mordor. There are no other means by which it can be destroyed.

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    • timisagodamongmen
      11 years ago

      So light an apple store on fire and throw it in?

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Fool of a Took. Why don't you ever listen to me Mr. Took?! I said to Mordor. We shall make the hard journey towards Mordor. It must be cast into the Fires of Mt.Doom.

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    The ring...the ring! I LOST IT! PRECIOSE IS LOST! Oh, found it!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Isildur throw the Ipod into the fire.

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      No Sam. The ring is mine. :)

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    • Phycokitty
      11 years ago

      This made me giggle

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  • dodongos
    11 years ago

    I am the same way!

    Only... instead of my iPod,
    I'm crazy for gemstones!! o_o I just wanna eat 'em

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    You better go find Gollum, I just saw him scamper away with your iPod while you were sleeping. BTW, he went that way >>>>

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  • Valetion
    11 years ago

    Go home, Op. You are drunk.

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  • spidercrowblaze18762
    11 years ago

    Lol, u r funny..!

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      Thanks.

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    Wtf you might want to throw your ipod away.

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