I feel severe separation anxiety from another is it normal user. what can i do?

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Hi Everybody, Asstastics here. I have developed a strong friendship with another is it normal user, JD777. He is my mentor, and knight in shining armor. Everyday, I wake up and look forward to reading all his comments, and then thoughtfully responding as if we are a work duo and he is the boss.

He is truly a decent, smart human being that makes me want to work smart and be a better person, abandoning my asshole ways. But, he has gone silent for 6 days now. I am starting to panic. What should I do? Can you help me? IIN?

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I have a solution.

    Scroll up. Do you see the little notification and message icons? Yeah, click the green text on the left of them. Never come back...IIN is getting to you. Not everyone is capable of surviving its madness.

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    • Asstastics
      8 years ago

      Except, IIN is my way of surviving the madness of the real world. Everyone needs friends, however low quality they may happen to be. JD777 is as high quality as you can get.

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  • ilovetoiletrolls
    8 years ago

    JD777 is me. I'm also ItDuz, anti-hero,I'm-not-a-bitch and everyone else on this entire website. I have 10,204 different personalities so I created a username for each. I'll login under JD, hold on a sec

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Technically I am you.

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      No, I'm Spartacus.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago

        I'm Brian and so is my wife

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      • heckleBucker
        8 years ago

        So, I'm HeckleBucker. How are you doing?

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        • Short4Words
          8 years ago

          Doing good, Heckle.

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          • heckleBucker
            8 years ago

            So, how do you think we can help our lost little lamb, Asstastics?

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    • Asstastics
      8 years ago

      Ohhhhh. That's no even funny. The anxiety is building.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    You're all green boogers

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    • dirtybirdy
      8 years ago

      That's sick, dude.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    8 years ago

    People take breaks, he'll be back. He must like the site anyway coz he took the time to write that awesome IIN kidnap on a boat story.

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    • Asstastics
      8 years ago

      Thank you for encouraging me. I'm still really scared. If he never comes back, I'll be a lost soul with no hope of ever finding my way in the world.

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  • I'm-not-a-bitch
    8 years ago

    JD777? If he's really that great of a person like you mentioned, I want him to be my mentor too.

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    • Asstastics
      8 years ago

      I doubt he would mind helping you, but it's looking like he is gone. Now what do we do?

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