I finally know my gender pronouns

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I identify as 'human' and would like to be referred to only by YOU/YOU and I/ME. That means no one is ever allowed to talk ABOUT me only TO me. It also means I get to talk about myself but that I don't get to refer to said self in the third person, which is lame anyway. If one must absolutely speak of me they shall use my full proper name. So is it normal?

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Based on 16 votes (4 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago | pl

    I identify as a cat! My pronouns are "here kitty/tut tut tut" you must scratch my ears and only if I trust you will you get to rUb My BeLlY

    Also I will only talk in Meowy unless it suits me otherwise and if you don't play along, I mean respect me, then you're Hitler

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      Let this just be a post of people making up bullshit identifiers

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      • [Old Memory]
        2 years ago

        At first I thought you meant to not comment too much on other people's jokes, which I intended on respecting although I do have a humorous image I would love to post to somebody's comment, but now I'm starting to wonder if you think I was being serious

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        • LloydAsher
          2 years ago

          You can post that reply to my comment. :3

          Post what you want meow mix

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          • [Old Memory]
            2 years ago

            Okay I would post this to KholatKhult

            https://images.app.goo.gl/Vn3Cx2HwPkHrkBv26

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    • Somenormie
      2 years ago

      and I identify as a Magikarp. My pronouns are Magi/Karp.

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  • Vvaas
    2 years ago

    my pronouns are hee/hee

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  • KholatKhult
    2 years ago

    My pronouns are ‘he’, not ‘him’…. Because I’ll never be him…. ✌🏻😔

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  • techpc
    2 years ago

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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  • bigbudchonger
    2 years ago

    I identify as a potato

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    • Cable4nerds
      2 years ago

      All I kept saying in my head is “I’m a potatooooo”

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        2 years ago

        All I kept saying in my head is “I’m Mr and Mrs Potato head”

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    I identify you as a bag of dicks

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Yes, but you do realize that you are powerless over whether, or not people talk about you behind your back, right?

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  • hauntedbysandwiches
    2 years ago

    I identify as someone who is tired of fake genders

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    I identify as a world champion boxer. If you dont take my autograph you're a bigot

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