I forgot how to wipe my ass.

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I'm 18. At some point several years ago I adopted the weird habit of wiping inside the anus (don't know why). Since than I've stopped with this bad habit, but I can't seem to learn a new 'correct' one. So basically I forgot how to wipe and trying to teach myself all over again.

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  • Morgan_Freeman
    9 years ago

    ..........wut

    Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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  • graceful_elven_goddess
    9 years ago

    It happens to the best of us. Can't say I ever forgot. I use wipes, and make sure to get inside the anus as well.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Baby wipes can really help and so can a little aloe vera gel on a was of toilet paper. I like to keep it fresh back there.
    ;-)

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Get a bidet. It will thoroughly clean your ass for you.

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    • Walterbasherdinger
      9 years ago

      Do this whenever you can afford it. It's so much better that using paper or wipes.

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  • woodlawn723
    9 years ago

    Just use toilet paper and use wet ones after the toilet paper---or if you must---shower and spread your butt after using the toilet and clean and rincse shower

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    yeah i think i know what you mean. some poops you need to wipe like 20 times and there are still skid marks.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    well, Im not going to do it for you....

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  • Iloveit2000
    9 years ago

    None of that is normal. Lol but not judging.....

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