I fuck mannequins

I fuck mannequins. They're perfect plastic bodies are so sexy. Railing mannequins is one of my favorite hobbies. I currently own six mannequins and definitely plan on getting more in the future. I actually have a mannequin girlfriend that I plan on marrying. We do everything together and I take her everywhere with me. I get weird looks when I take her out in public, but I don't care. They just don't understand our love. I eat dinner with her, talk to her, and she sleeps in the bed with me every night. One thing I like about mannequins is they aren't able to run their mouths like women do. If women were like mannequins and kept their damn mouths shut, the world would be a much better place. That's what's wrong with the world today. Also, I make my own pornos with them. There's nothing better than watching me doing what I love most; fucking mannequins. I like to have threesomes with them too. One time, I asked a woman on an online dating app if she would be open to having a threesome with a mannequin and told her about how I like banging mannequins. She just laughed at me and unmatched me. What a bitch. Because of that, I just stick to having threesomes with two mannequins. That's better anyways. Women talk too much during sex. is it normal that I love to bang mannequins?

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Based on 9 votes (2 yes)
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Comments ( 26 )
  • ospry

    Imagine this being your life

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      imagine bein near this person in macys

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    • And I couldn't ask for a better one.

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  • Ligeia

    Lmao this is a copypasta or troll right

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    • Why would this be a troll post?

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      • Ligeia

        Because it would ridiculously stupid if real, don't know if you're aware but mannequins are inanimate objects

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        • Yeah...no shit.

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  • Tommythecaty

    No, you’ve just been watching a certain Netflix show and made a post inspired by it.

    Lame, derivative post.

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    • What show are you even talking about? This isn't inspired whatever show you're talking about.

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      • Tommythecaty

        Don’t play dumb.

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        • I'm not. You're just making assumptions. Just because you're making posts inspired by whatever TV show you're talking about doesn't mean I'm doing it. Stop projecting.

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          • Tommythecaty

            Stop being derivative.

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            • Stop projecting. You might be making posts like this because of a show, but that doesn't mean that I am.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Yeah, young guys today have no romantic skills because all they do is play video games. In my day, we took dance lessons and went to the hamburger jount to flirt with girls.

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  • raisinbran

    Did you drill holes in it? How do you prevent chafing?

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  • Tinybird

    I am attracted to tornadoes, liminal spaces and the Spongebob outro song, and there's only one human I like in that way, and he's a ghost.

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  • jethro

    Saying that you are not a troll does not make it so. I am a giraffe. See. But you are truly a troll.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      what a long neck you have grandma

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    • Stop projecting yourself onto me.

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      • jethro

        I'm not that desperate.

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        • So why are you doing it then? Are you jealous of the love I have for my mannequin girlfriend? Get your own mannequin then.

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  • kelili

    I would like to watch those porns. This post is so funny!

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    This is obviously a troll. But to answer the question anyway, it's normal to fuck them, it's not normal to make one your girlfriend.

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    • It should be obvious that I'm NOT trolling. What's wrong with having a mannequin for a girlfriend? And why is it okay to fuck them but to not date them?

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  • KholatKhult

    Party hardy

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