I gave a shit test to girl at work, and she aced it completely

It's not only girls who administer shit tests to judge the opposite sex's mettle. So there's this girl at work we've not even exchanged glances so far since we are in separate departments. Until now we only knew each other by work email addresses. That too we never worked anything together so there's been exactly zero interaction so far.

Our work environment isn't conducive to dating coworkers because of a a strict anti-sexual harassment policy (all kinds of lesbos run the show). We often have orientation on that sort of that thing on how to respect boundaries...what is an inappropriate level of touch etc. It's totally mad out here.

There was some sexual tension on my side. So I decided to write her an email. It was basically a WEIRD way of asking her out. I pretended needing her help on a project and if she would be kind enough to accompany me to a bar for happy hour drinks. I kind of regretted sending that email because it felt super weird. In the message, I dropped a few keywords like "gorgeous", "beautiful", "attractive" -- of course I was referring to that bullshit "Project" maybe she'd take a hint.

Basically what the email really contained was a shit test I designed.

Option A: she doesn't respond back, deletes my email and we never hear from each other again.

Option B: she responds but outright rejects helping me out with anything.

Option C: she agrees to help but is confused by the message, and sends a confusing reply to discourage the conversation.

Option D: she agrees to help but says no to going out to a bar with a complete stranger.

Option E: she enthusiastically agrees and we go out exactly as per my message.

I was really hoping it would be Option B or Option C. And then I'll never ever have to message her again. The reply didn't really come for two days so I thought maybe it was Option A. Lucky me! Let us remember I never had any interaction with her prior to this. None whatsoever.

So what happens? Just a while back, she replies Yes to "Option E". She agrees to go out with me in order to help me whatever I needed (that project stuff is really bullshit I'm sure she knows that). I just wasn't expecting her to pass this stupid shit test with flying colors. Of course we've now exchanged phone numbers and even had a brief conversation. Have been texting her already. She's more than willing to know more on who I am. We are going out!

I currently feel like Joe f*cking Fox from "You've Got Mail."

My next Option E shit test will probably be: "I want to see you fully naked, have you suck my dick, and repeatedly bang your head against a headboard in a cheap hotel till your body aches for more."

There's no point in taking it any slower, right playa's?